Hearts of Iron IV: How to play the Funny Map Game

Welcome to this gaming guide for Hearts of Iron IV, where we will help you understand how to play the funny map game known as Hearts of Iron 4. Whether you’re a beginner or an experienced player, this guide will provide you with the necessary information to navigate through the game and have fun while doing so. Let’s jump right in and get to know more about this game!

Choose your cünt

In Hearts of Iron 4 there are countries omge, so you have to choose a country wisely.. As we all know, the most OP country is Liberia (current 2024 gamemeta), this is the average smartmen choice

Some other honorable mentions are

Equestria.

Plays like canada but you can actually train units and genocide is part of your political constitution so is very based 👍

Long Chile

long chile is cool cause you control all of the pacific ocean region and the longer the better

Australia

australia is cool in hoi4 because you can turn it into a naval powerhouse (betraying the allies commiternm or whatever other faction there is on this game) and dominate the pacific

How you even play this bro

a question that everyone stink about whenever they download the game sadly there is no anwser to that question to this date… sorry

Drink water

when playing hoi4 you need to drink enough water to stay h y d r a t e d during your world domination larping so we’re talking at least one glass per major country always have a bottle nearby to keep your mind sharp hydrate or perish trying to conquer the globe

Dont go democratic bro

democracy is like watching paint dry you would be limited at all times and it takes forever to do anything meaningful , just stick to the dictatorships if you want some real action and fun

Rate my division template

think they very good atleast they work for me

ROMANIA STRONK RUSSIA WE WAR YOU!

ROMÂNIA CEL MAI BUN ȚARĂ DIN LUME RUSIA TE VOM ÎNVINGE
ROMÂNIA, CEL MAI BUN ȚARĂ DIN LUME, PUTERE MONDIALĂ

fin

thanks for reading this guide it was really hard for me to write it since i live in a third world country with the worst education in the world i’m a worker who has to support my 7 kids thank you so much for reading it i hope it helped goodbye

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