ULTRAKILL: How To Unlock Gabriel Ultrakill playable character

First off, you must open the hit game Ultrakill. To do this you must first subscribe to the true sigma rizzler, also known as youtuber Gianni Matragrano (Also known as Gabriel’s second account)

Rizz is a word that many have used, but recently, it’s overuse has been quite uncool. Gabriel Ultrakill also thinks saying rizz is uncool so you should really stop saying rizz and any brainrot words in general. Maybe even pick up a thesaurus and learn some alternate words. As Gianni Matragrano once said “Saying rizz is like telling the whole world You don’t own the official Gabriel Ultrakill body pillow from the newblood store.”

(Real Picture of Gianni Matragrano)

Playing Ultrakill requires skill and precision. This is only difficult if you use a controller (especially a nintendo controller), so use a mouse. To use a mouse, plug one into your computer/microwave. This will allow you to control the cursor on your screen, and if you use a microwave, the mouse will allow to meet Gabriel Ultrakill himself, skipping all the proceeding steps. In the most recent Microwave update they added a cloning feature which made cloning Gabriel possible, so make a clone of Gabriel and skin him. Once skinned, put Gabriel’s skin on (in Minecraft). To get good at using a mouse if you happen to not have a microwave, you don’t. The solution is to download aimbot off the dark web of course.

If you’re not a proud American, you may not know how to use a gun. Skip if you’re American.
First you need to point the gun in the direction of your target and then fire. In a hit video game called Real Life, which Meta Critic gave a 4/10, where many touch grass, talk to Non-Ultrakill players (eww), and make meaningful connections. All you do is load your gun, turn the safety off if necessary, and pull the trigger. In Ultrakill, it’s a little more complex. You need to do the Sisyphean task of clicking the left button on the left side of the mouse.

In Ultrakill, there are many secret missions, but this one does not show up where normal secret missions should, mainly because of the ties to real life. For this secret mission, you need to reach the 10th layer of hell IRL. Normally this is impossible, but if you do the cruelest thing possible, you can reach the 10th layer. Firstly to make sure you get transferred to the Ultracool world of Ultrakill you must plug a USB into your brain. How you do so I cannot specify or I will get sued, so do your own research. Here’s a quick list of things that will get you sent to the 10th layer: Prank calling 911, not vandalizing the Ultrakill fandom wiki, ordering Burger King Foot Lettuce from Taco Bell, writing a letter to Satan instead of Santa (that was a weird body pillow), and drinking a 2-liter bottle of Pepsi in less than one minute. The 10th layer is for only the most mischievous of goblin lords, so you must be sure you’re ready.

The 10th layer of hell is unlike the other 9, it mimics real life and is not mentioned in Dante’s Inferno because quote “The uhhh… suff in the tenth layer was so… uhhhh… bad I didn’t write it down”- Dante Alighieri. If you chug the 2 liters of Pepsi from a bottle in under a minute, you will not notice that you entered the 10th layer, but you did. Once there, launching Ultrakill from your PC will not allow you to use the character. That’s because you need to find the secret PC that was made specially for unlocking the Gabriel skin. I know because Hakita personally told my friend Karl Marx, who told me. If you watched Attack on Titan and enjoyed it, there’s no possible way you can get to the 10th layer.

Once in the 10th layer of hell, you need to call 112. When you call 112, you will hear someone saying “112, international emergency hotline” Hang up immediately. Actually, don’t do the first part at all. If you email “bugs&[email protected]” you will get a response giving you the IP address of the computer’s wifi, which will allow you to geolocate the city that the computer resides in. Once in the city, you will find various hints to where it is (it’s in the widest sewer tunnel). Once found, like a secret item in a game, it will warp back to your EPIC GAMER LAIR OF ANIME BODYPILLOWS AND FIGURINES!!!!!!!!!!! *explosion.wav, cheering.mp3* (aka your mother’s basement)

The password for the computer is “GabrielUltrakill=cool95.7”

All you need to do is beat Gabriel on Brutal in under 500 seconds, no deaths, with exclusively Screwdriver. Then you will have unlocked the Gabriel Ultrakill skin.
The skin does not affect gameplay whatsoever, and honestly, it wasn’t worth the hassle. All it does is make your right hand look different and doesn’t even change the look of the feedbacker, knuckle blaster, or whiplash. This is not very based sigma of Hakita.

I just want to give a quick shout out to all that helped in the making of this guide. WhoEvenKnows56 did absolutely no work, and Smartus Mcdoofus did all the work at a whopping 60%. The other 10% are revisions by my friend Karl Marx. We don’t talk about the other 30% (I did a plagiarism.) And now for the most important group of people, my Patreon supporters: banana_gaming, BritSpawn9000, chemical_gaming, Chris Pratt, Hakita heretic_gaming, iphonefromchina_gaming, I_Took_A_Bomb_Past_TSA_gaming, John Cena, maurice_gaming, mcdonaldsfrenchfry_gaming, nigerian_gaming, Patches, quagmiretoilet_gaming, karl_gaming, Radioactivity, TheRealGabrielUltrakill, and The 10 month old piece of gum inside my sock drawer.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I NEED THIS HAKITA SAID HE WILL LET ME OUT IF I GTE ENOUGH GIFTS ON THIS GUIDE. PLEASE SAVE ME THIS I CAN’T TAKE THIS ANYMORE. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PEALSE PEALSE PEALSE PEALSE. Anyway, if you enjoyed this Ultra hip guide please give gift so Hakita will let me out of the basement.