Team Fortress 2: TF2 Zombie Escape Guide: Ultimate Edition (NOT CLICKBAIT!!!)

To Do List
– more sh*t posting
– literially everything in this guide
– improve on step 4 image in ‘How to play ZE’ section

DO YOU WANT TO BE LIKE THIS???

WELL YOU HAVE COME TO THE WRONG PLACE
try gamebanana or something…

This gamemode is the psych ward for TF2 apart from trade servers, do those idiots not know what backpack tf is or what, those players are a bunch of mudskippers thinking they are sharks

Wait people still play Mannpower and Passtime… anyways

I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR STAY OR RELAPSE

In ZE you will meet many different types of players and this section will help you out with them

This is what the average ze player is (This is me fr).

Average EU player setup

Admins

Doorhuggers

Laserfags

Mic spammers

Spectators
Nominate Best Korea > Says “F1 For Best Korea” > Goes to Spectator > Leaves when server instantly goes to 0 pop

Tryhards

Zmainers

This section will include 100% accurate facts about the classes you can play as

Your job as demo is to not let the zombies have fun, spam stickies and watch the explosions stun the zombies

Dear Zombies

Dear Spy Mains

Doorhugger – A player that rushes to and hug the door
Edger – Ret*rd that’s too close to zombies or basically hugging them
Laserf*g – A symbol of honor for being able to do lasers
Overdefender – Shut up, sit down and shoot zombies until your leader tells you otherwise

Your in the wrong guide if you want to learn how to be a good leader but it is very easy to lead

You just need to remember that these are the people who you are leading

No anime skins?

Filthy Weebs

//ADD IN MY OWN SCREENSHOT//

Oops thats not supposed to be there

P.S. Make sure to use the steam authenticator to keep yourself safe

Hold up wrong custom hud

JUST KIDDING

OTAKU IS TRASH

https://www.skial.com/threads/so-it-seems-wonderland-tf-staff-are-pedos.91902/

Play ZE at Skial US at 91.216.250.15:27015 or EU at 91.216.250.232:27015

New EU Player Special Join now and get instantly source banned for mic spam or racism, or even both! Become a true EU player today!

Mako – Hit boxes on Bahamut (shoot at red boxes fyi)