NUMANUIN: NUMANUIN: Mastering the 100%

Oh, you haven’t heard of Numanuin? Clearly, you’ve been living under a rock. It’s the ultimate indie horror game that’s revolutionizing the genre—or so it claims. A “deconstruction” of horror, dripping with pixelated 2D survival-horror action, sprinkled with roguelite elements. Sounds groundbreaking, doesn’t it?

At first glance, it might seem deceptively simple, but don’t be fooled. Beneath that retro aesthetic lies a dark, brooding heart, pulsing with the relentless despair of an indie developer trying to make their mark.

Your mission? Survive as long as possible. Kill enemies with your trusty mouse (yes, the mouse). That’s right—one hand for snacks, one for the massacre.

Features:

– Surviving (groundbreaking).
– The thrilling ability to kill enemies.
– Short playtime—because who has the attention span these days?
– Spooky horror elements (cue dramatic gasp).
– Fully mouse-controlled for ultimate convenience.
– A delightfully dark interface, because why not?
– A harder soundtrack by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio, because every good horror needs atmospheric vibes.
– So, if you’re ready to experience pixelated terror in its most profoundly indie form, give Numanuin a spin. Or don’t. It’s up to you, really.

Oh, just your everyday anthropomorphic cat wielding what appears to be a gun. Because nothing screams “cutting-edge horror” like a bipedal feline with questionable firearms proficiency.

You’ll be navigating the ashen, pixelated void with the trusty WASD keys (classic) while unleashing chaos with your left mouse click—precision aiming courtesy of your mouse. It’s a system so simple, it’s almost insulting. But hey, why overcomplicate when you’ve got a gun-toting cat and hordes of enemies to obliterate?

So yeah, it’s straightforward. Just you, your pawgun, and an endless sea of existential dread wrapped in pixels. Simple, right?

Ah, the enemies—each more unique than the last. Let’s meet the unlucky bunch you’ll be gunning down:

Orcs: The biggest foes in the game, apparently. Though, honestly? They don’t look anything like orcs. Maybe someone just liked the name?

Piranhas: Supposedly the fastest. Or not. Who’s keeping track, really?

Slimes: The slowest, but paradoxically the hardest to hit. Because aiming at a blob is clearly rocket science.

Golems: One of the first enemies you’ll encounter. They’re… fine, I guess? Nothing special. Think of them as your standard-issue cannon fodder.

Snails and Eyeballs: Now, this one’s a head-scratcher. They’re called snails, but honestly, they look more like eyeballs. Did someone mix up the names in development? Who knows. At least their animations are nice. Same goes for the actual eyeballs, which—spoiler alert—aren’t all that different.

But don’t get too excited about strategy here. Every enemy dies in a single hit. Yup, one shot is all it takes to wipe out this diverse rogues’ gallery. Still, at least there’s some variety, right?

But wait, there’s more! These enemies aren’t just here to die—they’re piñatas! Yes, when you obliterate them, they’ll graciously spill goodies for you:

Coins: Because what’s a survival-horror game without currency? Expect single coins to slowly build your fortune, or bags with a whopping five coins for those lucky moments.
Power-ups: Four thrilling options to spice up your rampage. Who needs a balanced enemy roster when you’ve got loot to collect?
So, go ahead and pop these pixelated piñatas. At least their deaths come with rewards.

Ah, the precious power-ups—your lifeline in the chaotic world of Numanuin. There are four of them. At least, I think there are four. Let’s break it down:

Aid Kits: Shaped like hearts, because why not? These little lifesavers add extra lives, so you can die more often without that pesky game over screen. As you upgrade them, they’ll grant 1 to 3 lives max. Super handy, since more lives mean more rewards. It’s basically the “get rich by not dying” strategy.

Speed Boosters: Represented by speedy little boots, these increase your movement speed. Sounds great, right? Well, until you max it out and start zipping across the screen with just a light tap of a key. Fun becomes frustration faster than you can say, “Where am I going?”

Gun Reloaders: Now this is where the magic happens. These beauties increase your firing speed, making them the most useful upgrade by far. When you’re surrounded by hordes of enemies, this power-up is your best friend. It’s basically the MVP of the game.

Exploders: And here we have the odd one out. Shaped like explosions and almost as exciting, these are—let’s be honest—comically useless. In their base form, good luck hitting a single enemy. Fully upgraded, you might occasionally take one down. There’s even an achievement tied to these, so you’ll probably just grab them to tick that box and move on. Spoiler alert: That’s their sole redeeming quality.

So there you have it—four stellar options to aid you in your survival. Some are lifesavers, others… well, they exist. Choose wisely (or just pray for the Gun Reloaders).

Let’s break it down a bit more:

Coins: You’ll need about 450 coins to buy everything in the shop—though, let’s just round up to 500 coins to be safe. You get these by slaughtering enemies, of course. But once you’ve spent your hard-earned coins on upgrades, they become completely useless. Aside from a few achievements (we’ll get to those later), coins serve no purpose. So, congrats on collecting them, I guess?

Mini-Game: Ah yes, Flappy Bird—but with an upgrade! Once you reach a certain achievement (which we’ll discuss later), you’ll unlock a mini-game that’s shockingly similar to Flappy Bird. Spoiler alert: It’s only good for unlocking that one achievement and… that’s it. No more. It’s just there to pad the experience.

Rounds: The rounds? Endless, or at least they feel that way. After about 8 or 9 rounds, the difficulty spikes so hard that getting past them seems almost impossible—unless, of course, you’re some kind of prodigy. If you manage that, I salute you.

As for the rest? It’s a pretty intuitive game with simple options and mechanics, so I’m not going to waste your time explaining the obvious.

Now, with all that said, let’s move on to the next part of this journey.

So, you’ve lost all your lives (tragic) and decided to check the global leaderboard, huh? First, you’ll notice me—the game’s former top player—sitting in a respectable 5th place, thanks to my legendary impatience. But at the top? None other than Kitty, reigning supreme with a staggering 4-hour run.

Now, how do you dethrone Kitty and claim the coveted #1 spot? Simple:

Kill every enemy—well, almost. Leave one poor soul alive.
Run laps around the map. Literally. Just keep moving. All enemies are slower than you, so as long as you don’t get stuck on those annoying metal wires (you’ve been warned), you’re golden.
Repeat for 4, 5, 6, or 7 hours. That’s it. Just circle the map like an eternal hamster on a wheel.
Congratulations, you’re the new top player! But, honestly… do you really value your time so little that you’ll spend 4+ hours running in circles for this? xD

Here’s the full rundown of the prestigious 53 achievements in Numanuin:

Here are the enhanced descriptions for each achievement, designed to be more engaging and fun:

1. **NUMANUIN**
Welcome to the chaos! Simply open the game and you’re already a part of the adventure. Enjoy the ride!

2. **My first time**
Oops! Everyone dies at least once, right? Get your first death under your belt. No shame in that. Try not to make it a habit!

3. **Play**
All you have to do is press the play button. If only everything in life were this simple!

4. **Kill Golem**
Big, bad, and clunky! Take down your first Golem and start your journey as a true monster-slayer.

5. **Kill Slime**
It’s not the most epic of foes, but it’s yours to defeat. Smash your first Slime and keep going!

6. **Pick Speed**
Who needs slow when you can go fast? Pick up your first speed-booster and feel the thrill of movement at lightning speed.

7. **The capitalist**
Makin’ coins like a pro! Kill an enemy and snag your first coin. This is where your journey to wealth begins.

8. **Pick Bag**
That sweet, sweet loot! Pick up a money bag and feel like a true treasure hunter. Who doesn’t love some extra cash?

9. **Pick Gun**
Need to shoot faster? The gun-reloader is here to help! Pick it up and unleash a barrage of bullets. Your enemies won’t know what hit them.

10. **First aid kit**
Who needs a superhero when you’ve got a first aid kit? Pick up the aid-kit and add some extra lives to your total. You’re unstoppable now!

11. **Pick Exploders**
“Explosions are cool!” — everyone, ever. Grab the exploder and watch things go boom. Just don’t expect it to do much… yet.

12. **100 Enemies**
The more, the merrier! Kill 100 enemies in a single attempt and start feeling like a real force to be reckoned with.

13. **Kill Piranha**
It’s a fish-eat-player world out there! Take down your first Piranha and prove you’re not scared of things that swim.

14. **100 Golems**
A true Golem hunter! Take down 100 of these hulking beasts in a single run. You’re a monster-slaying machine!

15. **Stats**
Wanna see how epic you are? Check out your stats in the menu. Spoiler alert: you’re doing great!

16. **100 Slimes**
Who knew there were so many Slimes in the world? Kill 100 of them in a single attempt. It’s the only way to truly be free of their sticky grasp.

17. **Kill Snail**
Slow and steady doesn’t always win the race! Take down your first Snail and feel the satisfaction of defeating nature’s slowest creature.

18. **Kill Eyeball**
One-eyed monsters beware! Take down your first Eyeball and feel like the all-seeing hero of this story.

19. **256**
That’s right, 256 Slimes slain! You’re becoming a true expert at eliminating these squishy foes.

20. **The Best**
Top 10, baby! Make it to the leaderboard and claim your spot among the elite. Not bad for a casual gamer, huh?

21. **Kill Orc**
Stomp your way through your first Orc. It’s tough work, but somebody’s gotta do it!

22. **80 Piranhas**
Time to fish! Kill 80 Piranhas in one go and show them who’s really the big fish in the pond.

23. **9 lives**
Who needs one life when you can have nine? Pick up 9 aid-kits in a single game. You’re basically a cat.

24. **70 Snails**
Slow, slimy, and totally beatable. Kill 70 Snails in one go and prove that you’re faster than the speed of slime.

25. **Gun**
Upgrade your gun-reloader for the first time. Because why shoot slow when you can shoot fast?

26. **60 Eyeballs**
Eye see you! Kill 60 Eyeballs and show the world that you’re not afraid of creepy, one-eyed monsters.

27. **13th**
Lucky or unlucky? Die 13 times in one game. It’s a badge of honor for those who truly throw caution (and their lives) to the wind.

28. **Speed**
Fast as lightning! Upgrade your speed-booster for the first time and start zooming around the map like a pro.

29. **Your first hundred**
A hundred coins to start your collection. You’re officially a coin collector! Go ahead, treat yourself to a little loot.

30. **Explosion**
Boom! Upgrade your exploder for the first time and make sure your enemies get a literal blast from the past.

31. **50 Orcs**
50 Orcs slain in a single run. These guys didn’t stand a chance against your growing power. Nice work!

32. **1000 Enemies**
A thousand enemies down! You’re on a killing spree that can’t be stopped. Keep going until they can’t even remember how many they’ve lost to you.

33. **128**
128 Orcs defeated in your career. This is the mark of a true Orc-slaying legend. The battlefield is your domain.

34. **Max Gun**
Max out your gun-reloader and turn into an unstoppable bullet machine. Your fire rate is about to hit ridiculous levels.

35. **There are children here!**
Turn off the blood in the settings for a family-friendly experience. You’re still a hero, but now you’re a responsible one.

36. **512**
Kill 512 Golems in total. That’s a lot of stone giants for one person, but nothing can stand in your way now.

37. **Numa Numa Cat**
Slay 666 enemies, and prepare for a surprise! Shoot the cat at the top of the screen to unlock the “Flappy Cat” minigame. Your new addiction begins now.

38. **228**
Kill 228 Eyeballs in all time. That’s a lot of watching eyes you’ve closed. Keep your eyes on the prize!

39. **333**
333 Snails defeated. You’re officially the fastest (and most ruthless) in the land of slow-moving creatures.

40. **Minimalism**
Clean up your HUD and get rid of that extra clutter. Simple, sleek, and stylish. Less is more, after all.

41. **At speed**
Collect 25 speed-boosters in one game. That’s 25 moments of pure, unadulterated acceleration. You’re faster than you’ve ever been!

42. **Max Explosion**
Max out your exploders. They might not have been great at first, but now you’re a walking bomb.

43. **Max Speed**
Upgrade your speed-booster to its maximum level. You’re officially too fast for your own good.

44. **Rapid-fire**
Collect 25 gun-reloaders in one game. This is rapid-fire at its finest. Enemies won’t know what hit them.

45. **666**
Kill 666 Piranhas. Just when you thought they couldn’t get any more dangerous, you go and conquer them all.

46. **Blow up the dance floor**
Collect 30 exploders in one game. You’re practically a walking rave. Let the explosions begin!

47. **Lives**
Upgrade your aid-kit for the first time. You can now take even more damage without worrying about it. Prepare for chaos!

48. **5000 Enemies**
5000 enemies defeated. You’re an unstoppable force. The enemy is trembling in fear.

49. **Max Lives**
Max out your aid-kit, and you’ll have all the lives you could ever need. Go ahead, take on the world!

50. **Time**
Play for 130 minutes. It’s a long journey, but you’ve survived the grind. Keep playing until you’ve mastered everything!

51. **Rich man**
With 500 coins in your inventory, you’re a true mogul now. Can’t stop, won’t stop!

52. **Just Die**
Die 300 times in total. Death is just a number, and you’ve learned to embrace it.

53. **1000 coins**
Accumulate 1,000 coins. You’re a true coin collector, and nothing’s going to stand in your way.

There you have it! A legendary list of achievements. Some easy, some a bit more time-consuming (read: torture), but all are definitely worth it. Enjoy!

Numanuin is an easy game to platinum, but it can get tedious after a while. The grind for achievements, especially after the first half hour, can start to wear you down, so you’ll need plenty of determination to push through. Think of it as a casual game—don’t expect anything too groundbreaking. The music is decent, but it can become repetitive, so don’t hesitate to lower the volume and play your own favorite music or podcast.

That’s all from me. Hope you enjoyed this guide and found it helpful! Happy gaming!

PSDT: I was going to add more things, but, it’s my first guide and I still don’t know how to edit, I’ll be making corrections and all that over time xd