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Boring stuff before you jump in!!
from Day 1 to Day 2602
There is sub category which i called Preparations for achievements in which you will have written what you must do in that day to have certain achievements.
Skip this small passage if you’re IQ is over 50
There is that catch which is’nt a CATCH is a logic think but i will write it down just in case if you’ve didn’t done what is there written to complete certain achievements then you will NOT COMPLETE THEM. There are achievement in which is just Complete Day, and if you’ve didn’t did those Preparations then you will not get them when you complete this day. Thats all 🙂
Then there will be achievements related to some kind of “challenge” which are in Challenge room or doesnt require specific Day.
And finaly there will be DLC which will be in order as i played it so… Bits of your life, Live & Spooky and The Timeloop.
As The specific achievements, they will be in order as in the main-game passage, so from first day in the DLC to the last day, or the ending of the DLC some of them have only one day
That’s hopefully all boring stuff you should know about if you aren’t familiar with steam guides, or you were stunned by my Neil Appeal!!!
Main-game
Ashes To Ashes – Play Eye of the Beholder ad at least once
Preparations for achievements
The Bulmliest Of Times – play Come To Bumley ad
Dave’s Apprentice
Complete Day
Family Loyalties
Give Chris your passport
or
Screw the 1%
Do not give Chris your passport
With this you can get Holly Jolly Christmas… More detail on DAY 48
Preparations for other achievements
Always A Buck To Be Made / My Festival’s Absolute Fyre
In first segment chose Sophia Rymmington which isnt gambling or anything bad
or
The Island of San Palmarino
Chose Sophia Rymmington which is gambling and doing all thinks logicaly imho
Foresight
There will be an Ad on so called Mr. Snugglehugs. Do not advertise him
or
Consequences
Advertise Mr.Snugglehugs
Preparations for achievements
Chippy’s Lighter – Let Charlie go out late
Happy Holidays!
Pay Suzie’s trip
This is first step for Family Away From Home / Chippy’s Lighter
or
Maybe Next Year
Refuse to pay Suzie’s trip
Holly Jolly Christmas…
Be rude against Chris at the Christmas dinner
Preparations for achievements
Chippy’s Lighter – Do not sign Charlie for Go-Getters
A Youth Club Too Far?
This needs you to have bad relationship with Sam. Refuse to sign Charlie up to the Go-Getters Initiative
Then Complete Day 106
Middle Of The Road
Just stay neutral in politics via. events
Then complete Day 101
or
Very Advanced
Be on Advance side in politics via. events
Then Complete Day 120
or
How Disruptive
Be on Disruptive side in politics via. events
Then Complete Day
Preparations for achievements
My Festival’s Absolute Fyre – Choose the FlardMaster 5000 headline
It’s A Mime Round!
During Sportsboard, i think its second segment, have volume down so you dont here anythink
I would recommend to you to unplug soundboard from power just to be sure you will get it
SURprisingly It’s REAL
During first segment, chose only pictures with pink outline
Then Complete Day ???
or
A Sinister Subconscious
Chose only pictures with black outline
Then Complete Day ???
Both Sides of The Coin
Chose Advance: Go Getters ad while having Charlie signed up for them and then while not
2 playthroughs needed!!
The Boss That Could Have Been
Play INTERNAL USE ONLY ad while having Normal broadcast black and pink, Surreal pink and macabre black
3 playthroughs needed!!
Always A Buck To Be Made…
If you did show “professional” Sophia Rymmington during Day 8 you should get this achievement
or
The Island of San Palmarino
If you did show truly professional, gambling and stuff, Sophia Rymmington during Day 8 you should get this achievement
Preparations for achievements
Chippy’s Lighter – Let Charlie have engraved lighter
Preparations for achievements
A Disruptive Payout / A Fiery Resistance – Join Disrupt
Dangerous Language
Censor all words requested by Advance in J-Zuss song “Paint It Red”
Preparations for achievements
A Disruptive Payout – Attend the meeting
I dont think there is any way of not attending it if you’ve did join Disrupt at Day 207 but just in case i will write here
Preparations for achievements
Choose the Flard Festival headline… again -_-
The Man Behind The Hood
Play Disrupt’s ad which reveals that he is Alan James WOW!!!
This will be another step in A Disruptive Payout achievement!!
or
Someone Else’s Job
Don’t play it
A Peaceful Night
Do not play third ad and see how Jeremy Donaldson dies with heroic death
or
You Either Die A Hero…
Play third ad and you will maybe see him again… probably not
A Disruptive Payout
Complete day
Preparations for achievements
Family Away From Home – Do not bring Suzie home
or
An Advanced Warning
Bring Suzie home
This will be another step in Forwards, Together
Main-game #2
Preparations for achievement
Forwards, Together – Be on side of Advance and have Sam, Chris and Suzie alive
or
A Change Of Scenery
Let Sam kick you out
This can be achieved by having bad relationship with Sam, having Chris, Suzie or both dead and being at Advance side, so say thinks like… They hadn’t any choise and thinks like that. She will kick you out
My Festival’s Absolute Fyre
Play the final Flard Festival ad, and if you’ve did play Flard Festival ad’s everytime then you should get this achievement
#Not My Clothes
Let Disrupt hack into Li’l C clothing line premieres
Strength To Strength
Play recommended sound effects during The Noticeboard
This CAN BE another step to Pro Star To Pro Flop, you need to play most of the recommended sound effects BUT play only BOOO on Tommy Harris
or
A Poor Pilot
Do play wrong sound effects during The Noticeboard
Let’s Make Tomorrow Better
Complete Day
Family Away From Home
If you’ve did all thinks needed for this achievement during Day 48 and Day 363 you should get this achievement
Forwards, Together
Complete Day
Preparations for achievements
A Fiery Resistance – Be on side of Disrupt
A Fiery Resistance
Complete Day
Chippy’s Lighter
Complete day
Pro Star To Pro Flop
Complete first segment
The Bigger They Are…
Complete Day
If you were on Disrupt side
or
It Ends Today
Complete Day
If you were on Advance side
Preparations for achievements
What Goes Around Comes Around… – Have wealth status on at least Very Much Affluent
What Goes Around Comes Around…
Complete Day
I Am Laurence, Hear Me Blunder
Complete second segment
Ashes To Ashes
Complete second segment
A Crazy Deal From Crazy Neil
Complete second segment and meet me!!!
The Bumliest Of Times
Complete secound segment
Preparations for achievements
Sole Survivor – Allow Sam to unlive herself
Sole Survivor
Complete Day
or
Family Oriented
Complete Day
Final Disruption
Complete Day
Be on side of DIsrupt with Alan and Jeremy alive or only Alan alive
The New Future?
Complete Day
Be on side of Advance with Jeremy alive or neither Alan or Jeremy alive
Challenges
Complete all types of challenges in any segment
Way of easiest completing is playing absolutely first segment which has something about 1 or 2 minutes so you must endure it just for that long… even though… this is only start and its rly easy
Now You’re Gettin’ It
Complete 5 different custom challenges in any segment
Same strategy, as custom difficulty is counting everything which you’ve choosen
ex. Switcheroo and Hot Stuff
Hurting For More
Complete segment with all 5 challenges enabled at once
More about this one in Employee Of The Month
I Can’t Believe You’ve Done This
Complete 5 different segments with all 5 challenges enabled at once
There will be someting once i do it for now there is nothing i can say to you sorry
A Bolt Of Inspiration
Complete a segment with being shocked by total of 100 times
Just pick some of the Finale which has someting over 11 minutes, pick Shocking Development, and click on buttons which have electricity on them and just go over it
WARNING!!! More than 3 shocks at once kill you so do 2 max
Final This
Complete any of the Finale with 3 challenges at once
Pick Snugglef*cked, Shocking Development and Switcheroo and one of the Finale this is easier version of the one you will need to do so get ready!!!
Employee Of The Month
Unlock all the Rewards in Challenge Room
This one is the hardest one you will encounter in this game so once you beat it you can be asured that there wont be anythink harder
I would say that this achievement is kind of easy if you look at it as a whole… but there is one really hard one, and that is to complete any of the Finale with all 5 challenges at once
With this you will unlock Hurting For More so then you will need only 4 more to go to do I Can’t Believe You’ve Done This
As i wrote at this achievement before, Ive still have’nt done it by the time of writing this soo no tips and trick for you
FOR NOW!!!
Don’t require specific Day
Get an A+ on Broadcast
Fancy Work
Get an A+ on three Broadcasts
If At First You Don’t Overachieve
After Finishing Broadcast click on word Replay in top-left corner of the screen
Damn I’m Good
Watch Broadcast you’ve created, in Archives
Peeking Behind The Curtain
Watch segment of Broadcast you’ve created, in Archives
Telethon
Complete The Telethon
Bits Of Your Life
Complete first boring “normal” path
Just start DLC and play
An Eamon Episode
Try some combination of Guests, Iam sure that you won’t get any of the special paths and you will be Off-Track
But if you really want some path you will follow then try… 5-3-2-4-1-6
Agent Of Chaos
Send Guests in this order 5-3-6-2-1-4
An Origin Story
Send Guests in this order 4-1-5-6-2-3
Where Art Thou?
Send Guests in this order 3-4-1-5-6-2
Truth And Consequence
Send Guests in this order 6-5-2-3-4-1
Tis But A Scratch
Send Guest in this order 2-6-4-1-3-5
All The Bits Of His Life
You should get this achievement if you’ve did all these paths ive written here
A Pissed Peter Clement
Go Off-Track and try to make Petter Angry (by ads), Drunken (by Guests) or both
If you really want some speciffic path then try this one… 5-3-6-4-1-2
The Funniest Man In The Country
Go Off-Track and send Jimmy Chizzle as the third Guest
Blasts From The Past
Play all ad’s
Mash Pit
This one is really easy and you can do it anytime within the DLC
Start Potato Rap from the MP3 and spam W-S-W-S-W-S while looking at the screens
Just look up and down repeatedly
Live & Spooky
When you need to chose where to end first segment (third room) choose Costume Room
This will be first step for doing Credit Where It’s Due
or
A Wallet Full Of Treasure
End it in Sound Stage
or
A Possesion To Remember
End it in Prop Store
Don’t Touch Me!
After Dianne introduces Spirit Jammer, click buttons on it when she sayes something about not touching it
A Burning Question
Duing second segment send Patrick Bannon to the Projector Room
This will be second step for doing Credit Where It’s Due
Credit Where It’s Due
End first segment in Costume Room, during second segment send Holly to the Vault and Patrick Bannon to the Projector Room
Now Enjoy not being killed!!
or
Close But No Cigar
Send Holly to the Vault but don’t send Patrick to the Projector Room, End first segment in Costume Room or both
With this you will get…
A Deadly Comeuppance
Enjoy being killed!!
The Timeloop
Just play DLC, you will get it automaticaly
The Only Way Is Through
Just play DLC until all of the attempts for sabotage will fail
Close But No Cu-gar
After you get hint from Crazy Neil, and Alan James about number of worrying lumps, write copper atomic number you wrote down into Relay Device so 29
Convention Of Desperate
Invite all guests at once
A Convoluted Code
Solve combination lock on the Relay Device
If you want all achievements, you will need to get all hints from conversation so you will get those number automaticaly by clicking at name in the notebook, but if you want just those number then here they are 83 28 01011961 06 02 1943
Just You & The Bose Man
When you unlock wires on Relay Device, do exacly what The Bose Man tells you not to do
So change wires in same category
Who Needs A Fourth Wall
Change wires in same category BUT in the second one
I dont know if you need exact same combination as me but if you do then change third and fourth wire in second category
What A Trip
Visit all of the Multiverse studios
Nice Penmanship
If you’ve did all the Guests and found all of the clues, and visited every Multiverse where you’ve found who is Dr. Magnus Secret Lover you should get this achievement
Starcrossed Lovers
Find who is Dr. Magnus’ secret Lover
Time: Looped
Complete DLC
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