Counter-Strike 2: CS 2 [UTB] | Ultimate Trolling Bible, Against Cheaters

Welcome to my guide, i will teach you how to troll in game against wallers and cheaters and all that people whos playing cs 2
This guide is approved by Tense1983, if you are not following tense you are shi-

first you gonna need 4 Things

1st – SoundPad
2nd – In Game Equipment
3rd – Console Commands
And Finally – Strategy

This 4 things i mention here is just how you troll gonna work
Me when cheater:

if you have to much experience than me (becuase im ♥♥♥♥ fr) playing Counter Strike here and a good player dont worry i dont think this guide need you
Dont worry man you are good

In this first section you gonna need SoundPad and some mp3 sounds to play in game

SoundPad is like under 5 dolla idk i forgot {You can Find SoundPad on steam and the Official Website}

I Recommend to have some annoying sounds with bass bost
Like me
If the mf dont mute you in the game
remember the sounds affects you other teammates so please be careful

What you want a tutorial of how put the sounds in SoundPad?
Okay

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|Youtube Method|
First – You need the youtube link
Second – Once you have the youtube link you need to go a website named *Get Mp3* (is free)
Third – Paste the youtue link in the website and download it
Fourth – Once you Got the download you put the Mp3 file on soundpad
Fifth – To bind the sound just rightclick the sound put add hotkey and bind the sound

And Boom you got a sound

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|Websites Method!
(More easy than youtube)
First – Get in mp3 websites
Second – Download the mp3 file
Third – Put the downloaded mp3 file on Soundpad
Fourth – Right Click the sound and add hotkey (Bind)

And then you got sound
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Wait a minute
You dont have soundpad do you?

WHERE IS YOUR SOUNDPAD

Only the free version?

You Expect me to believe that, MAGGOT?

The truth is:

You LOST an expensive piece of Soundpad-issue equipment

That thing is going to come out of your PAY!

And you will remain in this mans army until you are

FIVE HUNDRED AND TEN YEARS OLD

Wich is the number of YEARS it will take for YOU to pay a SOUNDPAD

YOU

HAVE

LOST

Report to the steam store and have soundpad issue to you, then report back to me, private!

DISSMISSED!

So you finally buy SoundPad okay lets continue

When you are on the game you need to buy ONLY:

-Flash (double Flash is great)
-Smoke or Molotov
-Decoy
-Zeus
-Deagle

If you want can buy weapons when you are going to kill the cheater or grab his gun

the strategy is in the section 4

YOU need to be ready when you find a cheater on you team or when you join on his team

These Commands are necessary

-Chat text binds
-(Spin) bind +right or +left

And i the last command

i think theres a command that you can use when you are going to be kicked
You need to put the command when you are on kick votation period
Open your console paste the command then you rejoin game and then continue your tricks

Alr last section

You open cs 2, search a casual, deadmatch or ranked matches
you get in a cheater game

if the cheater is not in your team you just must join in the cheater team to start trolling

1st – Make sure a teammate is cheating

2nd – If a teammate is cheating you can use soundpad and your text binds

3rd – Use soundpad and text binds (pray to the god S1mple to dosent get kick)

4th – Repeat Third step oftenly

5th – Use Decoy like a flash, have the same texture and you can confuse the cheater if hes a more braindead of what he already is

6th – You need to give a ♥♥♥♥ if you troll your non cheaters teammates (Main Objective: The Cheater)

7th – Flash your cheater teammate, over and over again

8th – if you cheater is a enemy you can wait him in a bulletproof wall, wait and let him get closer and the you rush and use the zeus to 1shot him

9th – Spam Smokes and Molotovs

10th – You can use the deagle or other weapon to try to kill him

Sometimes hopefully the cs 2 community dosent care what you are doing

Stress the cheater over and over again

IF THE MF DONT LEAVE

repeat fourth step again
and start spaming vote call

SMASH THAT F1

If you kill the cheater with a molotov make sure you do this:

Remember cheaters have private profile

If they have FaceIt
search him and spam report

Finally make sure you report the cheater on steam and in game

Then you are a official Troller

I dont know why this BIG company named:

is doing ♥♥♥♥, Counter Strike is the game what make to much money and valve let them do this

almost when you are reporting the report dosent work for them and valve dosent ban the cheaters

Well this is all my guide, please rate it and if you want you can waste some steam points here

make sure when you flash the cheater is something like this:

Tense sing me this guide please