Cookie Clicker: How to ethically cheat in Cookie Clicker

Sick of waiting for those cookies to roll in? Want to ascend faster than a sugar rush? Time to dive into the cheats that’ll turn your humble bakery into a cookie empire! 😎

Note: These cheats only work on the browser version of Cookie Clicker via the Developer Console. If you’re playing on another platform, you’ll need to export your save, load it into the browser, and continue there! No difference between platforms for now. 😉

1. Open the Developer Console by pressing F12 or Ctrl + Shift + I on your browser.
2. Navigate to the Console tab.
3. Copy and paste the cheat commands into the Console.
4. Watch your cookie empire rise to the top! 🌍🍪

• Earn all the cookies your heart desires:
  Game.Earn(<cookiecount>);

  Use this to instantly get as many cookies as you want. Cookie explosion!

• Want a specific cookie count?
  Game.cookies = 1000;

  Set your cookies to exactly 1000, or any number you desire. 🤑

• Add cookies to your current total:
  Game.cookies = Game.cookies + <number>;

  Because you can never have enough cookies. 🍪

• Boost your cookies per second:
  Game.cookiesPs = <number>;

  Crank up the cookies per second and watch them roll in faster than you can eat ’em! 🏎️💨

• Instantly unlock any achievement:
  Game.Achievements[‘<achievement name>’].won = 1;

  Instant gratification feels sweet.

• Ascend for Heavenly Chips:
  Game.Ascend(1);

  Become a cookie god and start stacking those chips.

• Change the Ascend Timer:
  Game.AscendTimer = <time>;

  Impatient? Change the timer at will.

• Rename your bakery:
  Game.bakeryName = “<bakery name>”;

  Don’t forget to refresh it:

  Game.bakeryNameRefresh();

  Name it “Cookie Kingdom” or “Grandma’s Secret Recipe” for maximum effect.

• Set your dragon level:
  Game.dragonLevel = <level>;

  Because why wouldn’t you want a cookie dragon at level 100? 🐉

• Max out your milk:
  Game.Milk = <amount>;

  Change your milk progress:

  Game.milkProgress = <milk amount>;

  Cookies and milk, a match made in heaven! 🥛

• Add cookie lumps:
  Game.gainLumps(<amount of lumps>);

  Lump it up!

• Disable pop-ups:
  Game.popups = 0;

  Peace and quiet, no more cookie chaos. 🛑

• Unlock EVERYTHING:
  Game.RuinTheFun(1);

  And just like that, you’re the ultimate cookie ruler! 👑🍪

• Max out Santa Level:
  Game.santaLevel = <level>;

  Make Santa proud with a sky-high level. 🎅

• Unlock all achievements and upgrades:
  Game.SetAllAchievs(1);
  Game.SetAllUpgrade(1);

  Because, why not? You’ve earned it! 😏

• Turn on/off debug timers:
  Game.debugTimersOn = <0 or 1>;

• Hard reset the game:
  Game.HardReset(2);

  Warning: You’ll lose everything. Are you ready for a fresh start? 😬

• Make your cursor a cookie-clicking machine:
  Game.computedMouseCps = <desired mouse Cps>;

  Your mouse will become the ultimate cookie weapon. 🖱️⚡

• Track your milk:
  Timer.track(‘milk’);

  Become a true milk enthusiast. 🥛

So, there you have it, aspiring Cookie Clicker overlords! With these cheats at your disposal, you can elevate your bakery from a simple cookie stand to an unstoppable cookie empire in no time. Whether you’re battling against the clock or just want to satisfy that sweet tooth without the grind, these cheats will have you living the cookie dream. Remember, each cookie you create is a step closer to total cookie domination!

But wait! Before you dive headfirst into the world of cookie chaos, here are a few final nuggets of wisdom:

• Balance is Key: While it’s tempting to unlock everything at once, sometimes a little patience goes a long way. Enjoy the journey of growing your bakery; after all, it’s not just about the cookies but the fun you have along the way!
• Share Your Cookie Creations: Got a bakery name that makes people chuckle? Or maybe you’ve unlocked the most outrageous achievements? Don’t be shy—share your creations with friends or in the Steam community! Who knows, you might inspire others to join the fun!
• Stay Updated: Cookie Clicker is constantly evolving, and with new updates, more features, and possibly new cheats may come to light. Keep an eye out for updates to ensure you’re always on top of your cookie game. 🍪👀

Now go forth and conquer the cookie kingdom! May your cookies rise as high as your ambitions, and may your bakery name become legendary among cookie enthusiasts. Remember to take breaks—eating too many cookies at once isn’t healthy (but who are we kidding, right? 😜)!

If you enjoyed this guide and want to learn more about the art of cookie crafting or any other game, don’t hesitate to explore more in the Steam community. The world is full of gaming adventures just waiting for you!

So grab your mouse, crank up the cookie production, and let the sweet aroma of success fill your bakery. Happy clicking! 🍪✨