This is the story of the Turkevarine Prophecy, the third greatest prophecy in human history. It follows the journey of an Islamic prophet who was removed from the Quran for discovering the significance of the number “1”. This guide seeks to shed light on this unjust act of censorship and share his powerful story with the world.
ıntrodüction
The Goals
The Bloodline
This is related to a separate thing attempting to explain why the god of Christianity and the gods of nordic folklore, as well as Tengri, is a guy with neon blue dyed hair, but it’s imperative that one must understand this before diving further. What you’re looking at is the Og Family Tree, a bloodline of all beings descended from Docy O Og, one of Allah’s god children. He is one of the “order gods” who essentially manifests the force of righteousness, which involves feeding your pet hare, and not committing acts of homosexuality. The Turkevarine’s bloodline is descended from one of the last descendants of the Sansfungus bloodline. This particular bloodline was created out of thin air, though the imga were created by Sansfungus2012 after creating modern picklebibs, which led to the creation of the turkish race, and after centuries of living in Hyperborea, all humans. Everyone is turkish, but not everyone is turkish. Make sense? Good. Let’s carry on.
This indirectly explains how the turkish bloodline was formed. I’m not going to explain why though, that’s a quest for you to figure out.
The Lands Of Mutt
OI OIIIII SETTLE DOWN ALRIGHT SIT THE ♥♥♥♥ DOWN NNNNNNOOOOOW. ALRIGHT. LISTEN UP. Our story begins in a mystical land known as Mutt, in the province of Incel, in the great nation of Turkiye, ruled by great leader, Erdokhan. The city is ruled by a ruthless gang of mongolian neo-nazi’s known as Tsagaan Khas. They have ruled the city for hundreds of years, long after the fall of the mongol empire. They are the last direct remnants of the mongol empire. During their rule on the city, the Oggahgiggle family have been oppressing the local population of scribs and the hives. But more importantly, the kurds and the turks have been in a never-ending race war that the active government does not seem to give a ♥♥♥♥ about as it controls the population.
The enacting governmental body of Mutt.
The Turkevarine was not born in Mutt, but actually Istanbul thousands of years ago. His father, Birol Khan, beat the ♥♥♥♥ out of him throughout his childhood, which made the Turkevarine fight back in retaliation later on in 2014 AD after having his head caved into the wall for many years. Although, instead of beating up his dad, in an uncontrollable rage, he beat up his entire family, the entire bloodline, even the long deceased ones. This caused the Turkevarine to be arrested, though released in 2015 AD mysteriously by Erdokhan himself, the Turkevarine was not informed as to why, although he was given a duty to head to Mutt to talk to a Kurdish agent known as Mert to fulfil further duties. Naturally, any Turk would be disgusted by the fact that they would have to even approach a Kurd, but not the Turkevarine, this is why he was special.
(Birol Khan, The Turkevarine’s warrior father.)
Mert, circa. 2015 AD
The Turkevarine Prophecy
Nevertheless, the prophecy continued with the turkevrine getting his ass virginity violated by rabbi’s on top of the Mutt castle, specifically to save 7 Kurds, all associated with the turkevarine’s facebook friend list.
After uniting the kurds and the turks, the scribs and the hives teamed up to utterly destroy them in a civil war.
Federal Express
This corporation is ruled by The CEO of Fed Ex, an individual who wishes to buckbreak the Turkevarine and demoralize his ass for attempting to find out what the number 1 means.
The CEO Of Fed Ex
He was once known as the “Arch Nemesis Of Fed Ex”, although upon usurping the entire corporation eons ago through various means (that’s a long story for another time), he became known as the CEO Of Fed Ex. He rules and has control over all Fed Ex related endeavours and knows exactly what gets delivered to your doorstep from your online shopping, atop a scary vampire castle with 9 + 10 floors.
Turkology (Proof that Turks are White)
Why do some Turks look white and have blonde hair? Are they really Turkic? Are they just greeks mixed with Arabs who are very angry about the fact that nobody considers them European? No. Turks ARE WHITE, and they ARE EUROPEAN.
The Turkevarine has studied this for many years, trying to prove to everyone that he is just tanned, and not brown. He is also very proud to be white.
Turkevarine showing his whiteness with integrity.
HERE’S THE FACTS:
(Most important debate in history.)
Not only this, but Turks were actually the first humans. They evolved from Imga that were driven out of a city in northern siberia known as Pickleberry, the first ever city, home to the Picklebibs. The Imga basically migrated to Hyperborea and evolved into Turks (or Hyperboreans), thus creating the first humans. Some then went down to Africa and Somalians were birthed, which led to the origin of all the other races. Everyone is descended from Turks. Turks are the chosen people.
(The City of Pickleberry)
Leprechauns run the banks
I’ve had it up to here with these scheming bastards, the secondary aboriginals of Europe (first being the Poles) have deceived 1.09 Billion people into believing that Jews run the banks. Jews are actually innocent, how dare you disrespect god’s chosen? We must pay taxes to the israeli government for real this time, because the taxes we’ve actually been paying have gone towards a giant pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, owned by the leprechauns who didn’t die amongst the 6 mcmillion during the potato famine.
I have a theory that Oswald Mosley (britbong’s hitler or something I don’t know) was planning to kill all irish people, but he was killed when he was at the ripe young age of 84, that’s a bit strange? 84, like 1984. I rest my case.
How ıt’s all connected
Observing this migraine here, you can now understand why Turks are the most important race to ever inhabit the Earth, and why they’re white and definitely NOT brown and actually 90% greek.
Why I decided to stare at every pixel of the Sakha Republic on google maps
Here is the grand wizard of the Sakha Republic, he guards the borders and keeps brown bears segregated from the polar bears, guess what race he is? White. Oh you want me to be more specific? Turkish (White.)
The Voices
(Buckbreakazoids.)
The Buckbreakazoids ended up corrupting the Turkevarine in various ways, just be weary that every immoral thing he ever did after this is solely as a result of the voices in his head, swaying him into delusion and committing acts of sexual sin to damage his reputation. Unfortunately for the Turkevarine, he gave the Buckbreakazoids his full trust.
Furry Jihads
He also co-founded the Chechen Mafia’s steam branch to help further his conquest, often defending a group known as the Anti-Furry Coalition from furries raiding to spread propaganda by orders from the Biden Administration.
The Buckbreakazoids however did not appreciate this, so they decided to demoralize him by ultimately turning him from a jihad warrior to a weird freak.
The Urges
Evil Spamton did some evil ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stuff while he took control of The Turkevarine, most of which involved grooming transgender children and 11 year old boys that haven’t hit puberty. Remember, this was the act of the evil ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Spamton demon that morphed into The Turkevarine’s flesh, not him. The Turkevarine would never do this had it not been for this external factor. The Turkevarine then attained a new identity going by the name “Spamturd” and everyone throughout Mutt and beyond knew him as such from then on out.
The Turkevarine’s encounter with Evil ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Spamton. circa. Mid 2022
[[HA- HA- HA-]]
This is basically The Turkevarine’s evil persona, he went by the name Role-Model 97 before physically morphing into the Turkevarine’s flesh and buckbroke 97 others before him while listening to zyzz hardstyle mixes and grooming kids.
Operation: Sand Cop
A young boy he attempted to groom as a result of [[The Urges]].
This ultimately destroyed The Turkevarine’s once pure reputation amongst the people of Mut, forever. Eventually, evil spamton got bored of being The Turkevarine, so he left for a while until reappearing on an AI controlled steam account that swears at everyone. The Turkevarine then retained his conscious and saw everyone attempting to burn him at the stake for being a dirty kid fiddler.
He then went on to tell the masses that he didn’t do it, and that an evil ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ voice inside of his head told him to, but nobody bought it. He needed help fast, so he turned to an elite group known as the Tribunal Council to assist him in convincing the masses.
Meeting With The Tribunal
The Tribunal Court (with fatberg sewers attached.)
The Turkevarine ventured out to the Tribunal court, located in the city of Pickleberry ruled by Sansfungus2012 (a god who happens to rule uzbekistan and is 6 years old and plays my singing monsters) to meet with the 3 most influential people under Sansfungus2012’s grand council, simply referred to as the Tribunal.
The Tribunal Council.
He met with them and attempted to convince them that he wasn’t an evil kid fiddler. But they didn’t care in the slightest, as they were busy watching ghetto smosh. Because he interrupted them watching Ghetto Smosh, they plotted against him too. Poor Turkevarine.
Ghetto Smosh
Watching this allows one to achieve enlightenment.
Map Of Old England
Hang out with you? A foid? ♥♥♥♥ off. Check out this map of old england. ~ Gustavo, 2189512 BC
The Gorillaz ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Benson from Regular Show
This ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ newgen thinks he can run with the pack? That’s cute.
The Tax Collection Agency
Welcome Duncan and Moore, I have prepared a place for you. Come to me through Larp and War
The Duncarine wasn’t born on this planet, but he is genetically related to them as everyone with the first name “Duncan” or the last name “Moore” is related to the Moorons. His name is none other than Duncan ‘Some’ Moore, of the great state of Missouri.
Truth Of Oreos
The Moorons
What lives on this continent? Nobody now other than the cannibalistic Moore tribes, ever since DMX, the god of dawgs, killed all civilized life on the mainland continent 17,000 years ago.
Essentially, the Duncarine prophecy tells that one of the Mooron descendants will rent an apartment and have access to Xettaverse 75 – OMEGA 988-1C Quadruple VARIANT – N.*.*HEY THATS A BAD WORD DONT SAY THAT.*.*.R. Type: A-4-B, which is the dimension that Duncan Toilet lives in. He will communicate with the Duncarine and tell him to keep an eye out for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ flying saucers.
Duncan Toilet.
The Search For The Lost Moores
Squidward Testicles, with his woman slave (girlfriend) in the Valorant realm. He believes all women exist to wipe his ass when he goes poopie in his diaper.
Duncan found out that this man is the undisputed king of the Valorant realm, achieving this after he led an army of truecels to claim the women from all the buff chads. Upon meeting this important man, Squidward gained a massive respect for Duncan, as his name is Duncan, it reminded him of Duncan from Total Drama, the origin of the entire losercore aesthetic. With this in mind, Squidward decided to help Duncan in his search for the Lost Moores.
Here is a list of the known Lost Moores:
Duncan Poopre (the leader)
Duncan Leess
Duncan Eequal
Moore Duncan
Duncan Friday
Negative Duncan Friday
Ultimate Duncan Friday
Duncan Dawg
Monkey Moorestein
Duncan Tronium
+500 Others
Duncan Toilet appearances in Cinema
So this Dinosoore eats a man sitting on Duncan Toilet? What does this mean. We actually don’t know, only the black goddess Princess Aya knows, and there’s no way in hell a white man getting that info any time soon. One of the Lost Moore’s, Duncan Tronium, tried. This was the response he got out of her:
The Noticers
Here is the same master levelled noticer along with another grand noticer noticing during the great notice war of 4444 AD, when noticers were being oppressed by the anti-noticers because the noticers were noticing too much.
The War Of The Green Filter
Encounter with extraterrestrial beings
I protect women, day and night.
The Kidnapping of the Lost Moores
Duncan approached the front and shouted with all his might “LET MY PEOPLE GO”
The master level noticers noticed him say this. The battle of the century then happened, it was all recorded and edited with a green filter.
The Battle Of The Lost Moores, circa. 2023, Qinghai, China.
LET MY PEOPLE GO
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AND I’D GLADLY STAND UP NEXT TO YOU AND DEFEND HER STILL TODAY.
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AND I WON’T FORGET THE MEN WHO DIED, WHO GAVE THAT RIGHT TO ME.
AND I’D GLADLY STAND UP NEXT TO YOU AND DEFEND HER STILL TODAY.
‘CAUSE THERE AIN’T NO DOUBT I LOVE THIS LAND GOD BLESS THE U.S.A.(◣_◢) :🇺🇸
🇺🇸 (◣_◢)I’M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I’M FREE.
AND I WON’T FORGET THE MEN WHO DIED, WHO GAVE THAT RIGHT TO ME.
AND I’D GLADLY STAND UP NEXT TO YOU AND DEFEND HER STILL TODAY.
‘CAUSE THERE AIN’T NO DOUBT I LOVE THIS LAND GOD BLESS THE U.S.A.(◣_◢) :🇺🇸
🇺🇸 (◣_◢)I’M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I’M FREE.
AND I WON’T FORGET THE MEN WHO DIED, WHO GAVE THAT RIGHT TO ME.
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🇺🇸 (◣_◢)I’M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I’M FREE.
AND I WON’T FORGET THE MEN WHO DIED, WHO GAVE THAT RIGHT TO ME.
AND I’D GLADLY STAND UP NEXT TO YOU AND DEFEND HER STILL TODAY.
‘CAUSE THERE AIN’T NO DOUBT I LOVE THIS LAND GOD BLESS THE U.S.A.(◣_◢) :🇺🇸
🇺🇸 (◣_◢)I’M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I’M FREE.
AND I WON’T FORGET THE MEN WHO DIED, WHO GAVE THAT RIGHT TO ME.
AND I’D GLADLY STAND UP NEXT TO YOU AND DEFEND HER STILL TODAY.
‘CAUSE THERE AIN’T NO DOUBT I LOVE THIS LAND GOD BLESS THE U.S.A.(◣_◢) :🇺🇸
🇺🇸 (◣_◢)I’M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I’M FREE.
AND I WON’T FORGET THE MEN WHO DIED, WHO GAVE THAT RIGHT TO ME.
AND I’D GLADLY STAND UP NEXT TO YOU AND DEFEND HER STILL TODAY.
‘CAUSE THERE AIN’T NO DOUBT I LOVE THIS LAND GOD BLESS THE U.S.A.(◣_◢) :🇺🇸
🇺🇸 (◣_◢)I’M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I’M FREE.
AND I WON’T FORGET THE MEN WHO DIED, WHO GAVE THAT RIGHT TO ME.
AND I’D GLADLY STAND UP NEXT TO YOU AND DEFEND HER STILL TODAY.
‘CAUSE THERE AIN’T NO DOUBT I LOVE THIS LAND GOD BLESS THE U.S.A.(◣_◢) :🇺🇸
🇺🇸 (◣_◢)I’M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I’M FREE.
AND I WON’T FORGET THE MEN WHO DIED, WHO GAVE THAT RIGHT TO ME.
AND I’D GLADLY STAND UP NEXT TO YOU AND DEFEND HER STILL TODAY.
‘CAUSE THERE AIN’T NO DOUBT I LOVE THIS LAND GOD BLESS THE U.S.A.(◣_◢) :🇺🇸
🇺🇸 (◣_◢)I’M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I’M FREE.
AND I WON’T FORGET THE MEN WHO DIED, WHO GAVE THAT RIGHT TO ME.
AND I’D GLADLY STAND UP NEXT TO YOU AND DEFEND HER STILL TODAY.
‘CAUSE THERE AIN’T NO DOUBT I LOVE THIS LAND GOD BLESS THE U.S.A.(◣_◢) :🇺🇸
🇺🇸 (◣_◢)I’M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I’M FREE.
AND I WON’T FORGET THE MEN WHO DIED, WHO GAVE THAT RIGHT TO ME.
AND I’D GLADLY STAND UP NEXT TO YOU AND DEFEND HER STILL TODAY.
‘CAUSE THERE AIN’T NO DOUBT I LOVE THIS LAND GOD BLESS THE U.S.A.(◣_◢) :🇺🇸
🇺🇸 (◣_◢)I’M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I’M FREE.
AND I WON’T FORGET THE MEN WHO DIED, WHO GAVE THAT RIGHT TO ME.
AND I’D GLADLY STAND UP NEXT TO YOU AND DEFEND HER STILL TODAY.
‘CAUSE THERE AIN’T NO DOUBT I LOVE THIS LAND GOD BLESS THE U.S.A.(◣_◢) :🇺🇸
🇺🇸 (◣_◢)I’M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I’M FREE.
AND I WON’T FORGET THE MEN WHO DIED, WHO GAVE THAT RIGHT TO ME.
AND I’D GLADLY STAND UP NEXT TO YOU AND DEFEND HER STILL TODAY.
‘CAUSE THERE AIN’T NO DOUBT I LOVE THIS LAND GOD BLESS THE U.S.A.(◣_◢) :🇺🇸
🇺🇸 (◣_◢)I’M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I’M FREE.
AND I WON’T FORGET THE MEN WHO DIED, WHO GAVE THAT RIGHT TO ME.
AND I’D GLADLY STAND UP NEXT TO YOU AND DEFEND HER STILL TODAY.
‘CAUSE THERE AIN’T NO DOUBT I LOVE THIS LAND GOD BLESS THE U.S.A.(◣_◢) :🇺🇸
🇺🇸 (◣_◢)I’M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I’M FREE.
AND I WON’T FORGET THE MEN WHO DIED, WHO GAVE THAT RIGHT TO ME.
AND I’D GLADLY STAND UP NEXT TO YOU AND DEFEND HER STILL TODAY.
‘CAUSE THERE AIN’T NO DOUBT I LOVE THIS LAND GOD BLESS THE U.S.A.(◣_◢) :🇺🇸
🇺🇸 (◣_◢)I’M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I’M FREE.
AND I WON’T FORGET THE MEN WHO DIED, WHO GAVE THAT RIGHT TO ME.
AND I’D GLADLY STAND UP NEXT TO YOU AND DEFEND HER STILL TODAY.
‘CAUSE THERE AIN’T NO DOUBT I LOVE THIS LAND GOD BLESS THE U.S.A.(◣_◢) :🇺🇸
🇺🇸 (◣_◢)I’M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I’M FREE.
AND I WON’T FORGET THE MEN WHO DIED, WHO GAVE THAT RIGHT TO ME.
AND I’D GLADLY STAND UP NEXT TO YOU AND DEFEND HER STILL TODAY.
‘CAUSE THERE AIN’T NO DOUBT I LOVE THIS LAND GOD BLESS THE U.S.A.(◣_◢) :🇺🇸
🇺🇸 (◣_◢)I’M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I’M FREE.
AND I WON’T FORGET THE MEN WHO DIED, WHO GAVE THAT RIGHT TO ME.
AND I’D GLADLY STAND UP NEXT TO YOU AND DEFEND HER STILL TODAY.
‘CAUSE THERE AIN’T NO DOUBT I LOVE THIS LAND GOD BLESS THE U.S.A.(◣_◢) :🇺🇸
🇺🇸 (◣_◢)I’M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I’M FREE.
AND I WON’T FORGET THE MEN WHO DIED, WHO GAVE THAT RIGHT TO ME.
AND I’D GLADLY STAND UP NEXT TO YOU AND DEFEND HER STILL TODAY.
‘CAUSE THERE AIN’T NO DOUBT I LOVE THIS LAND GOD BLESS THE U.S.A.(◣_◢) :🇺🇸
🇺🇸 (◣_◢)I’M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I’M FREE.
AND I WON’T FORGET THE MEN WHO DIED, WHO GAVE THAT RIGHT TO ME.
AND I’D GLADLY STAND UP NEXT TO YOU AND DEFEND HER STILL TODAY.
‘CAUSE THERE AIN’T NO DOUBT I LOVE THIS LAND GOD BLESS THE U.S.A.(◣_◢) :🇺🇸
🇺🇸 (◣_◢)I’M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I’M FREE.
AND I WON’T FORGET THE MEN WHO DIED, WHO GAVE THAT RIGHT TO ME.
AND I’D GLADLY STAND UP NEXT TO YOU AND DEFEND HER STILL TODAY.
‘CAUSE THERE AIN’T NO DOUBT I LOVE THIS LAND GOD BLESS THE U.S.A.(◣_◢) :🇺🇸
🇺🇸 (◣_◢)I’M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I’M FREE.
AND I WON’T FORGET THE MEN WHO DIED, WHO GAVE THAT RIGHT TO ME.
AND I’D GLADLY STAND UP NEXT TO YOU AND DEFEND HER STILL TODAY.
‘CAUSE THERE AIN’T NO DOUBT I LOVE THIS LAND GOD BLESS THE U.S.A.(◣_◢) :🇺🇸
🇺🇸 (◣_◢)I’M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I’M FREE.
AND I WON’T FORGET THE MEN WHO DIED, WHO GAVE THAT RIGHT TO ME.
AND I’D GLADLY STAND UP NEXT TO YOU AND DEFEND HER STILL TODAY.
‘CAUSE THERE AIN’T NO DOUBT I LOVE THIS LAND GOD BLESS THE U.S.A.(◣_◢) :🇺🇸
🇺🇸 (◣_◢)I’M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I’M FREE.
AND I WON’T FORGET THE MEN WHO DIED, WHO GAVE THAT RIGHT TO ME.
AND I’D GLADLY STAND UP NEXT TO YOU AND DEFEND HER STILL TODAY.
‘CAUSE THERE AIN’T NO DOUBT I LOVE THIS LAND GOD BLESS THE U.S.A.(◣_◢) :🇺🇸
🇺🇸 (◣_◢)I’M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I’M FREE.
AND I WON’T FORGET THE MEN WHO DIED, WHO GAVE THAT RIGHT TO ME.
AND I’D GLADLY STAND UP NEXT TO YOU AND DEFEND HER STILL TODAY.
‘CAUSE THERE AIN’T NO DOUBT I LOVE THIS LAND GOD BLESS THE U.S.A.(◣_◢) :🇺🇸
🇺🇸 (◣_◢)I’M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I’M FREE.
AND I WON’T FORGET THE MEN WHO DIED, WHO GAVE THAT RIGHT TO ME.
AND I’D GLADLY STAND UP NEXT TO YOU AND DEFEND HER STILL TODAY.
‘CAUSE THERE AIN’T NO DOUBT I LOVE THIS LAND GOD BLESS THE U.S.A.(◣_◢) :🇺🇸
🇺🇸 (◣_◢)I’M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I’M FREE.
AND I WON’T FORGET THE MEN WHO DIED, WHO GAVE THAT RIGHT TO ME.
AND I’D GLADLY STAND UP NEXT TO YOU AND DEFEND HER STILL TODAY.
‘CAUSE THERE AIN’T NO DOUBT I LOVE THIS LAND GOD BLESS THE U.S.A.(◣_◢) :🇺🇸
🇺🇸 (◣_◢)I’M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I’M FREE.
AND I WON’T FORGET THE MEN WHO DIED, WHO GAVE THAT RIGHT TO ME.
AND I’D GLADLY STAND UP NEXT TO YOU AND DEFEND HER STILL TODAY.
‘CAUSE THERE AIN’T NO DOUBT I LOVE THIS LAND GOD BLESS THE U.S.A.(◣_◢) :🇺🇸
🇺🇸 (◣_◢)I’M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I’M FREE.
AND I WON’T FORGET THE MEN WHO DIED, WHO GAVE THAT RIGHT TO ME.
AND I’D GLADLY STAND UP NEXT TO YOU AND DEFEND HER STILL T
The Black Israelite
Shlomo Hernandez.
Find The 1
STOP MOCKING ME HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
The Turkish Mafia
Fed Ex’s top assassins are the entire Turkish Mafia. They run every kebab shop as a front for money laundering, gambling, and prostitution and selling skooma. They went after the turkevarine by orders of the CEO of Fed Ex because he’s a level 50084 ♥♥♥♥ flinger.
During the Mutt civil war between the turks/kurds & the scribs/hives, the Turkish Mafia usurped the active mongolian neo-nazi government after assassinating Khan Baba and his son, MC Baba.
(Khan Baba, former Khan of Mutt/leader of the Tsagaan Khas)
MC Baba
The Hideout
The Metal Pipe Incident
(Sansfungus2012)
(The Blonde Asian Witch, the demonic hell spawn)
This ♥♥♥♥♥ attempted to sexually harass the turkevarine, but the turkevarine didn’t fall for the stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tricks. She tried everything, like showing him her mewing gains as the image above represents, but the turkevarine is a man on a mission HE MUST NOT BE INTERRUPTED. Sansfungus2012 had told the turkevarine about the lost moores, and how he will lead the army of them to defeat the CEO Of Fed Ex. The Turkevarine was instructed to wait for them at the Mut castle.
Sansfungus2012 then said “ok you done heer now” and brought him back to life.
The Jackrabbit-Hare War
You a bit of a tough guy behind that screen of yours, huh?
نعم، فقط اجلس هناك وأدر عينيك علينا بينما نهدف أنا وBTS إلى الوصول إلى أعلى العضو التناسلي النسوي معًا. ليس لديك أي فكرة عن مدى صعوبة عملهم كل يوم. الناس مثلك هم الذين يجعلون دمي يغلي. كل ما تفعله هو الجلوس في غرفتك طوال اليوم لتناول الطعام بينما يذهب BTS إلى مكان لنشر الحب والإيجابية، وتحفيز وتشجيع الناس صغارًا وكبارًا في جميع أنحاء العالم. ماذا تعرف؟ ليس لديك أي حق في انتقادهم. السماء ليست حدًا لنا. ونحن ستعمل يطير أعلى من ذلك. أعلى مما يمكن أن يصل إليه أمثالك. إنهم نجوم أيقونات الأساطير! من أنت؟ لا احد. اضحك علينا. لفة عينيك في واحدة. تعال. يومًا ما ستنظر إلينا وتحسدنانعم، فقط اجلس هناك وأدر عينيك علينا بينما نهدف أنا وBTS إلى الوصول إلى أعلى العضو التناسلي النسوي معًا. ليس لديك أي فكرة عن مدى صعوبة عملهم كل يوم. الناس مثلك هم الذين يجعلون دمي يغلي. كل ما تفعله هو الجلوس في غرفتك طوال اليوم لتناول الطعام بينما يذهب BTS إلى مكان لنشر الحب والإيجابية، وتحفيز وتشجيع الناس صغارًا وكبارًا في جميع أنحاء العالم. ماذا تعرف؟ ليس لديك أي حق في انتقادهم. السماء ليست حدًا لنا. ونحن ستعمل يطير أعلى من ذلك. أعلى مما يمكن أن يصل إليه أمثالك. إنهم نجوم أيقونات الأساطير! من أنت؟ لا احد. اضحك علينا. لفة عينيك في واحدة. تعال. يومًا ما ستنظر إلينا وتحسدنانعم، فقط اجلس هناك وأدر عينيك علينا بينما نهدف أنا وBTS إلى الوصول إلى أعلى العضو التناسلي النسوي معًا. ليس لديك أي فكرة عن مدى صعوبة عملهم كل يوم. الناس مثلك هم الذين يجعلون دمي يغلي. كل ما تفعله هو الجلوس في غرفتك طوال اليوم لتناول الطعام بينما يذهب BTS إلى مكان لنشر الحب والإيجابية، وتحفيز وتشجيع الناس صغارًا وكبارًا في جميع أنحاء العالم. ماذا تعرف؟ ليس لديك أي حق في انتقادهم. السماء ليست حدًا لنا. ونحن ستعمل يطير أعلى من ذلك. أعلى مما يمكن أن يصل إليه أمثالك. إنهم نجوم أيقونات الأساطير! من أنت؟ لا احد. اضحك علينا. لفة عينيك في واحدة. تعال. يومًا ما ستنظر إلينا وتحسدنا
Operation: Saving Turkevarine
The Dinosoore War in Venus had ended after the Lost Moores too found out what 1 meant after some guy told them and said “I can tell this is a soyjack server”, which unfortunately resulted in the untimely death of Squidward Testicles. His woman slave was fine though, but she was sold to a sheikh later on. After deciphering a strange stone tablet they found, they discovered that the CEO of Fed Ex was trying to siphon the energy of Duncan Toilet. Sansfungus2012 appeared before the Duncarine and the Lost Moores. He had told them about the CEO Of Fed Ex, giving them immense knowledge, then he instructed the Lost Moores to free the Turkevarine, he said: “hey guy locked up you free him ok” and they were forced to accept this mission. The Duncarine and the lost moores had traversed to the Turkish Mafia HQ in Turkiye and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ them up in a fierce battle, slaying hordes of fat and autistic goth teenagers. They freed the Turkevarine and fled to the mut castle after understanding they both had a similar goal to defeat the CEO of Fed Ex.
You will never understand my pain.
I am just at burger king writing this out with my burger queen. You will never understand the pain I suffer through everyday of my life. I look at this world and all I see is walking and talking flesh suits that will never understand me.
The Turkmoore Cult
The Duncarine and The Turkevarine then worked together to “disprove” all slander on the behalf of The Turkevarine’s name, to restore his reputation amongst the masses of Anatolia. Afterwards, they had plotted to defeat the CEO Of Fed Ex and prepare for their dangerous journey across the evil lands.
They recruited an army to aid them in their conquest, forming a legion on Facebook with the help of one of Sansfungus2012’s disciples, Ronald Clay.
ABDL Lovers Hobart, A fierce legion of warriors aiding The Turkmoores in their final battle.
Ronald Clay. One of the Sansfungus Disciples.
Names not important
МОЁ ИМЯ НЕ ВАЖНО. ВАЖНО ТО, ЧТО Я СОБИРАЮСЬ ДЕЛАТЬ
… Я ПРОСТО ЧЕРТОВСКИ НЕНАВИЖУ ЭТОТ МИР. И ЧЕЛОВЕЧЕСКИЕ ЧЕРВИ, ПИТАЮЩИЕСЯ ЕГО ТЕЛОМ. ВСЯ МОЯ ЖИЗНЬ — ЛИШЬ ХОЛОДНАЯ, ГОРЬКАЯ НЕНАВИСТЬ. И МНЕ ВСЕГДА ХОТЕЛОСЬ УМЕРЕТЬ НАСИЛЬСТВЕННОЙ СМЕРТЬЮ. ЭТО ВРЕМЯ МЕСТИ, И НИ ОДНА ЖИЗНЬ НЕ СТОИТ ТОГО, ЧТОБЫ ЕЕ СПАСАТЬ. И Я ПОЛОЖУ В МОГИЛУ СТОЛЬКО, СКОЛЬКО СМОГУ. МНЕ ПОРА УБИВАТЬ. И МНЕ ПОРА УМИРАТЬ. МОЙ КРЕСТОВЫЙ ПОХОД ГЕНОЦИДА НАЧИНАЕТСЯ ЗДЕСЬ.
The Turkevarine is now full of rage, ready to unleash it upon this evil world we live in.
The Pilgrimage To Parceiros
The Turkmoores Fighting a Gigantosaurus in La Mort aux Juifs, France.
The Battle Of Parceiros
What a grand and intoxicating innocence.
They control Pelagiad.
We scorpions have had enough of your thieving ways, mudcrab. Kick the mudcrabs out of Pelagiad, make it 110.
Conclusion
How you goin muscles? Got a quest for you.
Your quest: Declare War on all nHEY THATS A BAD WORD DO NOT SAY THAT ok sorry
GET OUT OF MY WAY
The west has fallen? The west looks pretty alright to me, little bud.
hee hee hee ha ho to the workshop he will go
Mudcrabs.
There is a reason there has been a shift in culture since 3E 420 , and an inane agenda shoved down our throat: The Mudcrabs own every mainstream media outlet in Morrowind. “Whoever controls the media controls the Mind”. The vast majority of social media companies were founded by Mudcrabs, if you use any main stream platform please delete your account – you’re giving the Mudcrabs more power by the day.
The Empire claim the Merchant Mudcrabs are our greatest allies, but this is untrue. Mudcrabs celebrates Red Year as a victory over their enemies – The Dunmer. There have been multiple incidents of them attacking our army men knowing it was the Dunmer, and they don’t apologize.
Maturing is realizing that a chick without a ♥♥♥♥ is like an angel without wings.
Donald Trump is the antichrist:
Donald John Trump in Hebrew is “דונלד ג’ון טראמפ”
Hebrew Reduction = 60
Hebrew Ordinal = 123
Hebrew Gematria = 483
60 + 123 + 483 = 666.
Donald Trump’s name in Hebrew is 666.
In Donald Trump’s first fiscal year in 2016, the total US budget deficit was widened to $666 billion. During his 2016 election was up 666 delegates on the ides of Marchn. 666+666+666+6+6+6 = 2016.
The pandemic was declared on 3/11/2020. On this exact day was 3 months and 3 days before Donald Trump became 888 months old, his 74th birthday. (March 11 2020 – June 14 2020) = 3 months and 3 days.
“Donald J Trump” = 888 (English Gematria)
Exactly 888 days after he said his “Calm before the Storm” comments was the day the pandemic was officially declared on 3/11/20.
And that wraps up our share on The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind: How the Turkevarine united the Turks and Kurds to save Anatolia. If you have any additional insights or tips to contribute, don’t hesitate to drop a comment below. For a more in-depth read, you can refer to the original article here by zokh (UNBANNABLE) and 4 collaborators, who deserves all the credit. Happy gaming!