South Park™: The Stick of Truth™: Repost: Chronological Missable Items Guide (xpost r/stickoftruth) by SammyWinchester

Achievement: Acceptance – Simply accept the name Douchebag for yourself upon being prompted by Cartman.

Friend: Clyde – You MUST speak to him before you speak to Cartman at Kupa Keep.

Quest: Flower for a Princess (Kenny’s Friendship Quest)

Quests: Vulcan Around, Find Jesus, Mr. Slave’s Package (IMPORTANT: Do not use the Mr. Slave Summon until you are inside of his ass), Hide n’ Seek, Homeless Problem (cannot be completed until you have the Alien Probe), Manbearpig (cannot be completed until you have the Alien Probe), Rats in the Cellar, Big Game Huntin (takes all game to complete), Mongolian Beef (IMPORTANT: Ring the Gong on the 2nd floor and defeat the enemies for the Mongolian Bow)

Achievement: Heisenberg – You must have the Evil Cartman Goatee (in the desk on the first floor of Cartman’s House) and the Bald Cap (Free Romper Stomper at the jail and loot the chest) equipped when you fight the Meth Tweekers).

Achievement: Daywalker – You must have the Freckles (Defeat and loot the ginger by the payphone in the school) equipped when you defeat the Hall Monitor Boss.

Weapon: Dodgeball – Loot the Ginger with the Brass Key

Weapon: Mace of Restoration – Loot the Hall Monitor’s Locker

Chinpokomon: Poodlesaurus Rex – Shoot the ceiling grate after defeating the Hall Monitor Boss

(Jimmy’s House becomes inaccessible after you complete the game, so all items within are missable.)

Weapon: Elvish Shortbow – Defeat all enemies in the cellar

Armor: Wood Elf Armor – Defeat the Elven Anti-Magician

Armor: Jester’s Cap – You will need to loot the desk in the upstairs hallway for Jimmy’s Garage Key (also needed for the Parkeologist achievement). The Armor is in a chest in his garage.

Wood Elf Gloves – Defeat the first elf in the attic with a fart and loot his body

Chinpokomon: Roidrat – Sitting in the middle of the attic

Achievement: Dragon Wrath – This can be obtained elsewhere, but is easiest here. In the attic, take out the elf on the lower path with a fart, then wait until the two rats on the upper path are standing above the other elf, and use Cup a Spell to take all 3 out at once.

Weapon: Crutch of Weakness – Loot from Jimmy

Armor: Wood Elf Cap – Loot the chest in Jimmy’s room

Armor: Alien Helmet – In the chest next to Randy

Weapon: Alien Ray Gun – Defeat (and loot?) the first group of aliens

Armor: Alien Suit – After taking the first elevator, loot the chest to the left.

Armor: Alien Gloves – Loot one of the aliens fighting alongside the Alien Chief of Security

Armor: Tinfoil Hat – Upon returning to the beginning area of the ship, climb down the ladder next to the Room Randy is trapped in and defeat the Hobo

Weapon: Alien Probe – To the left of the room Randy was trapped in, loot the chest

Chinpokomon: Beetlebot – After taking the crystal powered elevator, shoot him down off the the computer monitors on the right side of the room.

(The “Taco Bell” government base becomes inaccessible after you complete the game, so all items within are missable.)

Quests (before the zombie outbreak): Dropping the kids off, The She-Ogre, Magical Songs, Restoring the Balance, Unfriend Al Gore/Defeat Manbearpig

Weapon: Stone Hammer – In a chest on the roof of the government base

Armor: SWAT Tactical gloves and SWAT Armored Headgear – Loot the dead SWAT officer on the left side of the room after defeating the zombie.

Armor: SWAT Vest – In the same room, loot the dead officer on the right.

Chinpokomon: Gunrilla – In the room where you obtain the recording for the PTA members, shoot this guy down off the cabinet on the left.

Quests (after the zombie outbreak): Wasted Cache, Nazi Zombie Bounty (MISSABLE)

Chinpokomon: Donkeytron – As soon as you enter, turn on the stove and fart on the flames

Weapon: Basketball – Loot the unconscious child on the right side of the next room

Armor: Necromancer Gloves – Defeat and loot the enemies before entering the basement area

Achievement: Gingivitis – Allow the gingers to use Nazi Zombie Bite on you 3 times without blocking

Armor: Necromancer Robes – Loot the ginger zombie next to the Boiler Room entrance in the basement (don’t forget to enter the Boiler room and defeat the goo as part of the Big Game Huntin quest)

Chinpokomon: Pterdaken – After defeating Stan/Butters, climb the stairs. In a locker to the right you will find this Chinpokomon.

Armor: Necromancer Hood – Also at the top of the stairs where you found Pterdaken. Loot off of one of the three elves.

Friend: Bill and Fosse – Save them in the upstairs hallway from the enemies attacking them, and then speak to them both

Friend: Lemmiwinks – Make sure you enter the 5th grade classroom on the right before entering the 4th grade classroom on the left

Weapon: Sica Dagger of the Faithful – Loot the chest in the 4th grade classroom before you decide who to battle.

Armor: Gnome Gloves – Loot off the very first group of gnomes you battle

Armor: Gnome Helmet – Climb the cords next to the mousetrap to loot the satchel up above

Weapon: Super Bouncy Ball – In the same satchel as the Gnome Helmet

Armor: Gnome Clothes – After your parents begin their coitus, break the wall on the left and avoid the electric trap to loot the satchel

Weapon: Gnome Pickaxe – After defeating the 3 rats, loot the satchel just past them

Achievement: Perverted – Do not press any buttons as you drop through the wall outlet. Instead stand perfectly still for 60 seconds as your parents bang in the background.

Armor: Underpants Helmet – Loot the next set of gnomes

Quests: Phase 1

(SIDE NOTE: Do not sell or store any of the items you receive during your makeover. You will need them all in your inventory when you attack Clyde’s fortress)

Weapon: Poison Grenades – Loot the desk next to the records room

Weapon: Master Razor – When under the floor, loot the satchel down here

Chinpokomon: Fetuswami – In the room with the Auto-Turret, shoot the grenade in the dead soldier’s hand to open the path.

Achievement: Too Far – Not sure if missable, simply fart on the giant Fetus after you defeat it

(SIDE NOTE Any time before you return to the U.S., contract Dire Aids by allowing a Dire Wolf to hit you, unblocked, with its normal attack. Then simply don’t get it cured. Ever.)

Friend: Bishop Of Banff – You must spare his life after the battle

Achievement: Truth to Power – Make absolutely sure you fart on the Minister in the cave before you speak to him. Fart on him in every way possible. It never hurts to be thorough. You can fart on the other 3 authority figures at any time (Cup a spell to the face works best).

Make sure you have Dire Aids, the Mr. Slave Summon, the Hoff Plastic Surgery, and all of your makeover items in your inventory before you speak to Kyle

Weapon: Lawn Dart – Loot the chest in the first room of the tower

Armor:Knight Gauntlets – Loot the Cyclops kids manning the fireworks in the same room

Friend: Ike – Defeat the Cyclops kid standing right next to him while he is crying.

Armor: Knight Helmet – To the right of Ike, loot the chest

Chinpokomon: Shoe – Above Ike, use the alien probe to warp to the roof

Armor: Knight Armor – Loot the chest immediately after defeating Craig

Achievement: Inside Joke – Summon Mr. Slave while inside Mr. Slave

Friend: Big Gay Al – Activate the phone when it rings

Weapon: Vibroblade – Loot the Nazi Goo to the right of the cellphone

Armor: Condom Cap – Loot the chest next to the flashlight

Upon reaching the final shop, equip all of your makeover items. Defeating Kenny as a female Hasselhoff with AIDS will net you 3 achievements.