MatchR: A Useless Achievement Guide

For a totally “okay” game that came out May 17, 2023, I couldn’t believe how difficult it was to search for answers to some of the achievements. I seriously thought it was going to take some super duper crazy big brain energy, BUT, if I can do it- you definitely can! But in case you’re anxious or just curious about the achievements here’s a list!

Currently still a work in progress
Published on: 7/16/2024
Updated on: 7/16/2024

These are as simple as playing the game, leveling up, matching more than 3 orbs, and praying to RNJesus for help on combos which kinda become easier with different skills and passive traits.

Intern: Make a match with 4 orbs.

Employee: Make a match with 5 orbs.

Manager: Make a match with 6 orbs.

Employee of the Day: Reach a combo of 4.
The combo chain literally has to be the exact number in order for the achievement to pop. So if you magically get a combo of 6, you won’t get the achievement for getting a combo of 4 or a combo of 5.

Employee of the Month: Reach a combo of 5.

Employee of the Year: Reach a combo of 6.

D Rank Employee: Reach level 10.

C Rank Employee: Reach level 20.

B Rank Employee: Reach level 30.

A Rank Employee: Reach level 40.

S Rank Employee: Reach level 50.

The Gang’s All Here!: Unlock all of the playable characters.

Truly a Handful: Unlock all starting character traits.

Start of the Uprising: Beat one of the final bosses.

Serve no Master: Beat all of the final bosses.

Not particularly hard but these need a little more attention to get!

I Feel Pretty: Apply your first sticker.
As soon as you finish your first run- win or lose- starting the next run gives you access to the gacha machine. Yeah, another gacha because what game doesn’t have it? This machine allows you to try your luck for stickers to put on your selected character’s ID card. Once you get a sticker, slap it on your ID card, and this achievement will pop.

Oh So Pretty: Apply at least 5 stickers at the same time on your ID Card.
Same thing! Use the gacha to get 5 stickers and put them on your ID card for the achievement.

Pretty in Red: Find a unique sticker.
Gacha gotta got cha…

AddictchR: Find at least one of every sticker.
Good luck.

Technician: Reach level “X” with any skill.
During one of your runs, either keep selecting the same skill so you can level it up from normal to “+” to “X”, or there are some special character traits you might be able to use to level up a skill.

Make it Rain: Spend at least $1000 in a single brake room.

Anger Management Candidate: Reach at least 5 stacks of anger then use a damaging skill.
There’s probably a few ways to do this, but basically you just need to stack the anger buff on your character 5 times or more and then attack. For this I used Mathomet with his second skill and I managed to get a passive character trait that helped by giving him more anger buffs.

You’re Not the Boss of Me Now: Beat a boss of the third floor with all advanced tasks activated.
[to be updated]

Select your character!

Bully Without A Cause: Win a battle with Mathomet without using a single skill.
You can do this your first run on the first battle… It’s that easy.

Corporate Vandalism: Put a moustache on Mathomet.
Once you get your gacha stickers, keep pulling till you get a mustache and do exactly what you think… put it on Mathomet’s picture on his ID card. Super easy!

Complimentarreah: Get the enemy to 10+ stacks of poison with Goert.

Care for the Bear: Heal at least half of your max HP with Bobby in a single battle.

Sad Detective Aesthetic: With Suzie, make 3 matches in a row with sadness orbs.

Low-profile Magician: Use at least 10 skills with Magnifico in a single battle.

Self-serving Prophecy: Have the skill “Coffee Break X” equipped on Laugh-EE.

So these achievements are a little misleading… I shall explain. First-

Snooping Around: Find one of MatchR’s secrets.

Industrial spy: Find all of MatchR’s secrets.
You only have to find 3 of 4 secrets to get this achievement.

Now there’s 4 secrets in total. 3 are on the main start up screen and 1 in the break room.

Title screen secrets:
Clicking the letters of the logo in a special order will grant some rewards! The letters will sparkle if you are correct, but if you miss a click you have to start the password over again. Each password gives you 100 tokens for all your gacha needs.

C H A R M A R A M

C A T C H M R R A T

H A T C H T H A T C A T

Break room secret:
There’s 3 lucky cats sitting on top of the vending machine.

Clicking on them in the correct order – 1 2 3 2 3 – will reveal a special secret.