“Welcome to Dead Rising, where the Willamette parkview Mall is filled with zombies and endless opportunities for survival. Whether you’re new to the game or a returning player, this beginners guide has got you covered. Get ready to use anything and everything you can find to defend yourself and your fellow humans against the undead. This guide contains helpful tips and tricks, with minimal spoilers to keep the game fresh for you. But for those looking for some extra secrets and exploits, we’ve got a section just for you. Think of it as a throwback to those old cheat books from the mid-2000s. Let’s dive in and conquer the undead together!”