Emily is Away Too: Getting a Good Ending with the RickRolled Achievement

The majority of Steam Guides for Emily Is Away Too tell about getting the secret RickRolled Achievement is telling both Emily and Evelyn that you’re a virgin, don’t drink and don’t want to start a family after collage (in reality, that’s exactly what I am, especially as a college graduate of Spring 2013), along with choosing to talk to Emily instead of Evelyn and telling her to break up with Jeff.

Sure guides like these help a bit…

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=949930351

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=959107492

And yet while following these steps, I still failed first time; couldn’t bear to go through Chapter 5 reading such rejection from both characters due to misinformation regarding me being a virgin and I just couldn’t figure out why. So I redid Chapter 2 and still made guesses and surprisingly got it right.

Yet, it saddens me how few a percentage players have with getting such an ending.

So I copied the message scripts with me and the two girls for all five chapters so that what little people who still play this game might give a better idea on what to do.

Just a reminder, talking with both Emily and Evelyn is somewhat of a tennis match, going back and forth between the two. Be careful and accurate with the choices, okay?

emerz35 has signed in
emerz35: hey benjamin!
mrbenio: hello emily!
emerz35: what’s up?
mrbenio: just talking to people, you?
emerz35: talking to people tooo.
emerz35: so did you do anything fun today?
mrbenio: just played video games like all dayy
emerz35: cool beans! i played games like all this morning too =p
mrbenio: that’s cool! what’d you play?
emerz35: the sims 2! i’m like addicted to that game haha.
mrbenio: damnn, pretty solid choice lol
emerz35: really i’m just a sucker for any rpg-ish game.
emerz35: what games are your favorite?
mrbenio: i’d have to say rpgs too!
emerz35: reaally? no wonder we’re such good friends =p
emerz35: we should hang out and play gamess sometime.
mrbenio: yeah, maybe if you’re lucky!
emerz35: that’d be so fun.
emerz35: so that was my morning, then i just hung out at jeff’s house.
mrbenio: is that jradio49?
emerz35: it is haha, but it got super boring so i left haha.
mrbenio: oh that sucks, i’m sorry, what happened?
emerz35: it’s okay! he was just doing his own thing the whole time.
emerz35: whaatever.
emerz35: i’d rather be home talking to people anyways.
mrbenio: yay internet!
emerz35: i was thinking the other day.
emerz35: it’s pretty crazy how our group of friends has stayed together like all of high school.
mrbenio: i know, it’s pretty cool
emerz35: i wonder if senior year is going to change that?
mrbenio: yeah i don’t know, i guess we’ll see
emerz35: yeah i don’t know, people have already started to act differently.
emerz35: let’s just stay friends okay?
mrbenio: sure, we’ll stay friends
emerz35: good! it would suck to lose you.
emerz35: hey, do you know the band snow patrol?
mrbenio: no, i don’t think so
emerz35: listen to this song, it’s my favorite.
emerz35: youtoob.com/watch?v=fk1Q9y6VVy0Y
mrbenio: it’s okay, maybe a little slow
emerz35: yeah i guess it is, not all their songs are like that.
emerz35: i want to see them live so bad. but like, no bands ever play around here.
mrbenio: i don’t know about that, what about warped tour?
emerz35: oh yeah, that’s the like, punk music festival right?
emerz35: do you know anyone who goes to those?
mrbenio: kinda, just some random people from school
emerz35: oh yeah? i don’t think i know anyone that’s going.
emerz35: what’s your favorite kind of music?
mrbenio: definitely alternative
emerz35: omg me too! you’re seriously the best!
mrbenio: lol thanks
emerz35: hey! you still haven’t set up your buddy info? =p
mrbenio: i guess the default suits me =p
emerz35: ooh, so mysterious haha.
emerz35: quick! i need your help coming up with a good excuse.
mrbenio: lol okay! what for?
emerz35: jeff wants us to hang out with his friends this weekend, but i reaaally don’t want to.
mrbenio: why don’t you want to hang out?
emerz35: hanging out with his friends just means sitting around getting drunk.
emerz35: and i don’t really drink. so i don’t know.
mrbenio: yeah, that doesn’t sound like a lot of fun
emerz35: haha, yeah. do you drink benjamin?
mrbenio: oh definitely not
emerz35: cool beans, we’re in the same boat!
emerz35: why don’t you drink?
mrbenio: it’s just so unhealthy, you know?
emerz35: it really is! i feel the samee.
emerz35: haha, so i just panicked and i said i already had plans.
mrbenio: that’s good! what are your plans?
emerz35: i don’t have anyy haha, i need to find some plans for tomorrow..
mrbenio: lol, i’m sure you’ll figure something out
emerz35: i mean, maybe i could..
emerz35: haha sorry, just thinking out loud. i’ll figure it out!
mrbenio: yeah, i believe in you!
emerz35: haha, hey thankss!
emerz35: oh wow it’s getting kinda late, huh.
mrbenio: yeah lol, i guess it is
emerz35: i think i’m gonna head to bedd.
mrbenio: good bye
emerz35: bye!
emerz35 is away
emerz35 and a magic trick,
makes the world disappear.
bbl.

punk4eva: yoooo benjamin!
mrbenio: hello evelyn!
punk4eva: what is uppp?
mrbenio: eh nm, how about you?
punk4eva: just chillinn, about to paint my nails
punk4eva: i cant decidee what color thoughh
mrbenio: you can do it, i believe in you!
punk4eva: ughh, but its such a struggle!
punk4eva: speaking of colors, i like your new scheme!
mrbenio: lol hey, thankss
punk4eva: so hows your summer goingg?
mrbenio: it’s been pretty good
punk4eva: thats swell! what have you been up to?
mrbenio: a whole lot of video games!
punk4eva: awesomesauce!
punk4eva: i cant believe we go back to school in a month D:
mrbenio: i knoow, highschool sucks
punk4eva: truuuth, at least history last year wasnt bad
mrbenio: i cheated in that class so much
punk4eva: lol same, funny how we never really talked before that
punk4eva: you still have to hang out with me and my friends some time
mrbenio: yeah for sure, some day
punk4eva: got any big plans for the rest of the summer?
mrbenio: some more video gamess! how about you?
punk4eva: me and my friends are driving up to warped tour on saturday!
mrbenio: what’s warped tour?
punk4eva: its a punk rock music festival!
punk4eva: whats your favorite kind of music?
mrbenio: alternative i guess?
punk4eva: but punk rocks so good thoo
mrbenio: hey, i like some of it!
punk4eva: fair enoughh, im jk :p
punk4eva: i cant wait to see senses fail, do you know them?
mrbenio: nope, i don’t think so
punk4eva: here, listen to this
punk4eva: youtoob.com/watch?v=QUmj3y_263Y
mrbenio: its alright i guess
punk4eva: no like aactually click the link!
mrbenio: okay, i just did
punk4eva: whatd you thinkk?
mrbenio: it’s not really my thing
punk4eva: aww, oh well
punk4eva: its my favorite song by them, ive got the lyrics in my buddy info
punk4eva: speaking of infos, i dont think ive looked at yours
mrbenio: info? how do i set that?
punk4eva: just click on the info under your icon then hit edit profile :p
mrbenio: thank you!
punk4eva: its just blank ya idiot :p
mrbenio: tootally intended =p
punk4eva: man idk where my friends are, they were supposed to pick me up like half an hour ago
mrbenio: you could call them?
punk4eva: yeah i might, were supposed to go to my friends house and partyy
mrbenio: oh, are their parents not around?
punk4eva: nahh they are! theyre just like, super chill :p
punk4eva: i should probably start getting some stuff togetherr
mrbenio: you need to get stuff together?
punk4eva: yeah, theres a good chance ill stay over jackies tonight
punk4eva: ohh i should bring a movie, wanna help me pickk?
mrbenio: i mean, no lol, but what are the options?
punk4eva: final destination 3 or the descent?
mrbenio: uhh, i don’t know, why not bring both?
punk4eva: youre a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ genius, two scary movies is always better than one
mrbenio: lolol
punk4eva: what movies are your favorite?
mrbenio: i think i’d have to say comedy
punk4eva: oh yeah? i guess horror is definitely mine
mrbenio: oh yeah, some of those are okay
punk4eva: hey, just got a text
punk4eva: theyll be here soon!
mrbenio: what’d they say?
punk4eva: sorry, just texting them back
punk4eva: just that theyre late because steve had to get alcohol
mrbenio: who’s steve?
punk4eva: steve myers? hes one of my friends
punk4eva: he’s only 20 but he’s got a fake id :p
mrbenio: oh wow, how did he get it?
punk4eva: hes got a connect if you want one! ill give him your screenname
punk4eva: wow, they ended up with alot. i see some drunk texts in my future :p
mrbenio: lol, that’s reaally hilarious
punk4eva: lol, you can probably expect somee
punk4eva: this weekend should be fun, but my friends are ditching me next weekendd 🙁
mrbenio: whatt, why are they ditching you?
punk4eva: theyre going on a roadtrip and my mom wont let me go, i need plans!
mrbenio: duhh, you should just rest!
punk4eva: yeahh, but like
punk4eva: youre probably right lol
mrbenio: hey, ii know =p
punk4eva: alright, just finished packing stuff up!
mrbenio: be careful tonight!
punk4eva: i will be! alright im gonna head out
punk4eva: inebriated texts incomingg
mrbenio: good bye
punk4eva is away
punk4eva warped tour this weekend!
rise against, against me! & senses fail
<3

mrbenio: hey!
emerz35: hey benjamin! what’s up?
mrbenio: nothing much really, you?
emerz35: not too much, got home from kelly’s a little while ago.
mrbenio: oh that sounds fun, how is she?
emerz35: ♥♥♥♥, my moms calling me for dinner. but i’ll be on later, talk to you then?
mrbenio: okay, i’ll see you later!
emerz35: bye!
emerz35 is away
emerz35 shut your eyes,
i’ll spin the big chair.
bbl.
emerz35 has signed in
emerz35: hey sooorry about that.
mrbenio: lol, it’s okay, you gotta eat =p
emerz35: haha, so what were we talking about?
emerz35: oh kelly’s! yeah she showed me this site the facenook, do you know it?
mrbenio: oh yeah i do! i have a profile
emerz35: oh cool! i’m setting mine up now.
emerz35: there’s just so many questions!
mrbenio: oh really? questions like what?
emerz35: your favorite this, your favorite that, and i have to write a status now?
emerz35: what should i write?
mrbenio: emily is the best!
emerz35: haha, thats definitely what i should use.
emerz35: there, it’s finally done!
mrbenio: cool! i bet it’s awesome!
emerz35: don’t make fun of it!
emerz35: facenook.com/emerz35
mrbenio: ohh, im gonna read your note thing!
emerz35: haha oh godd, kelly made me do that =p
emerz35: you should send me a friend request when you get the chance!
mrbenio: sure thing! so what are you up to tonight?
emerz35: just going to stay in, probably stay up late.
emerz35 is away
emerz35 if seeing is believing,
then believe that we have lost our eyes.
emerz35: don’t worry! i’m still here =]
mrbenio: wait, why are you away?
emerz35: i just don’t want to talk to some people =p
mrbenio: why don’t you want to talk to them?
emerz35: jeff’s just kinda being an ass.
mrbenio: awe i’m sorry emily =\
emerz35: oh it’s okay, i don’t know.
emerz35: maybe i’m being ♥♥♥♥♥♥ tonight or something?
mrbenio: i mean, you seem fine, what’d he say?
emerz35: i can send you the chat log.
emerz35: just don’t show anyone okay?
mrbenio: why would i show anyone?
emerz35: did you get it?
mrbenio: yeah i did!
emerz35: i don’t know, do you think i was out of line?
mrbenio: definitely not! you should be able to do whatever you want!
emerz35: yeah, i just don’t want to go over tonight.
emerz35: sometimes it’s just hard being there.
mrbenio: why is it hard?
emerz35: i just feel like i’m expected to act a certain way when i’m there, and i hate that?
emerz35: the problems solved though because i can just fake being away and talk to you!
mrbenio: yeah! just know that you can always talk to me!
emerz35: thanks benjamin =]
emerz35: hey! randoom question, do you remember my favorite games?
mrbenio: oh yeah, role playing games right?
emerz35: woah, you remembered!
emerz35: i’m impressed =p
mrbenio: how could i forget! do you remember mine?
emerz35: it’s rpgs too! of course i remember.
mrbenio: correct! you know me =]
emerz35: and you know me!
emerz35: hey! lets listen to some sigur ros togetherr.
mrbenio: another alternative band?
emerz35: you bet! i really love this album.
emerz35: youtoob.com/watch?v=ojLgN7wqc5A
mrbenio: this is not for me
emerz35: oh okay, i guess they are kinda weird.
mrbenio: it’s just too slow for me, i think
emerz35: oh okay, sure.
emerz35: so have you started applying to colleges?
mrbenio: i’ve worked on some, but haven’t sent any yet
emerz35: yeah samee here!
emerz35: where were you looking to go ideally?
mrbenio: anywhere that’ll take me lol, you?
emerz35: i don’t know, i’d really love to go to school in the city.
emerz35: and i’ve always thought it would be really cool to live in new york.
mrbenio: oh jeez, i bet that’ll be expensive
emerz35: depends on where you live!
emerz35: i think i really just want to get out of here and go some place totally new you know?
mrbenio: oh, that’s cool, do you want to stay in new york after college?
emerz35: yeah, i think that could be really grand?
emerz35: but idk, planning that far out can be a little silly.
mrbenio: yeah, so much could change
emerz35: and i really don’t see myself settling down anytime soon.
emerz35: like right now i honestly don’t even see myself having kids haha.
mrbenio: why do you say that?
emerz35: i just don’t see myself wanting a family.
emerz35: i just want to be able to take life as it comes, i think.
mrbenio: you just want to be wild and free?
emerz35: haha, something like that.
emerz35: how about you after college, do you want to settle down like right after?
mrbenio: i don’t think so, taking life as it comes sounds pretty good to me
emerz35: cool beans! i’m so glad you think the same way i do.
emerz35: and if you move to new york too, maybe we’ll be roommates! =p
mrbenio: you can’t live in a tiny apartment then =p
emerz35: haha true! thanks for letting me talk about it.
emerz35: whenever i talk about new york with jeff he always gets so upset.
mrbenio: what? why does he get upset?
emerz35: i guess he doesn’t want me to go far away.
emerz35: but i think he knows i’d go without him.
mrbenio: you think you’d go without him?
emerz35: yeah i guess. he’s going through a really tough time.
emerz35: he just wants to be a more serious couple.
mrbenio: do you want to be more serious?
emerz35: this is pretty personal, so you can’t tell anyone okay?
mrbenio: of course not! i won’t tell anyone
emerz35: me and jeff haven’t had sex.
emerz35: i think he wanted to try tonight or something, his parents aren’t home.
mrbenio: don’t do it to make him happy
emerz35: oh, i would never. i’m just not ready for that with him.
emerz35: but it’s okay, it’s not like he’s ever tried anything.
emerz35: it’s just kind of annoying to keep turning him down.
mrbenio: just be careful, it’s okay to not want to
emerz35: yeah but sometimes i feel weird, like i should have done it by now?
mrbenio: hey you’re definitely not weird! it’s your life
emerz35: thanks benjamin =]
emerz35: if you don’t mind me asking, have you had sex?
mrbenio: no, i haven’t
emerz35: oh cool! then we’re in the same boat haha.
emerz35: that makes me feel a lot better =]
emerz35: thanks so much for talking with me about it.
mrbenio: of course! we can talk anytime emilyy
emerz35: thanks! you’re such a grand person.
emerz35: i’m sorry i stole so much of your night just talking about random stuff.
mrbenio: oh it’s really okay
emerz35: i guess i just really like talking to you about stuff haha.
emerz35: i feel like we’re different now, but in a good way =]
mrbenio: yeah, i don’t know what we are lol
emerz35: can i ask you a kind of personal question?
mrbenio: uh, sure i guess
emerz35: why aren’t you in a relationship!
mrbenio: i don’t know, i haven’t really had the chance
emerz35: you just seem like such a great catch =p
mrbenio: you’re such a good friend
emerz35: and you are too benjamin!
mrbenio: hey thanks emily =p
emerz35: awe man, i think i need to get off the computer now.
mrbenio: i guess that’s okaay
emerz35: my mom needs to look at emails or something.
mrbenio: you need your own computer!
emerz35: haha, i knoow i do.
emerz35: thanks again for everything tonight.
mrbenio: no worries!
emerz35: i’ll talk to you again soon okay?
mrbenio: see ya!
emerz35 has signed out

punk4eva: benjamin, how is youu?
mrbenio: i’m good! how are you?
punk4eva: saame, hey do you know what today is?
mrbenio: uhh, it’s a friday!
punk4eva: noo, its friday the 13th 😉
mrbenio: good thing we’re not camp counselors =p
punk4eva: lol, pretty much!
punk4eva: what are you going to do to celebrate?
mrbenio: i don’t know, noothing, are you?
punk4eva: lol noo, im just joking :p
punk4eva: im so happy its fall, its like my favorite season
mrbenio: yeah, it’s alright
punk4eva: are you gonna dress up for halloween?
mrbenio: i hadn’t thought about it, are you?
punk4eva: yeah i am! jackies having a big halloween party
punk4eva: im looking at costumes noww, what do you think i should go as?
mrbenio: how about alice in wonderland?
punk4eva: woah, no way!
punk4eva: i was actually trying to decide between alice in wonderland and sally from nightmare before christmas
punk4eva: images.google.com/search?q=alice
punk4eva: images.google.com/search?q=sally
punk4eva: which do you think is better?
mrbenio: i think i like the alice costume the most
punk4eva: thats what i was thinking! ill go pick it up tomorrow
punk4eva: jackies parties are always crazy, you can probably expect more drunk texts :p
mrbenio: hey, i’m down! just try to spell better this time
punk4eva: i think i still have some of those locked on my phone from this summer lol
punk4eva: idk how you understood aany of them
mrbenio: whatt, you still have them saved on your phone?
punk4eva: lol, like this one
punk4eva: “omg we thinks jackies roof thigh now and starts nerver flooded so butiful”
mrbenio: jackies roof started to flood?
punk4eva: wrongg! thank god it didnt though :p
punk4eva: hey, maybe you could just come to the party, do you drink?
mrbenio: nah i don’t like drinking
punk4eva: oh coolcool, thats probably smart
punk4eva: do you like, care if people around you are drinking?
mrbenio: of course not! people can do whatever
punk4eva: you should totally come out and party then!
mrbenio: yeah maybe? we’ll see
punk4eva: the only rule is you haave to dress up
punk4eva: what would you go as?
mrbenio: i don’t know, i’ll have to figure it out
punk4eva: dont worry, you have time to :p
punk4eva: ill add you to the event page
punk4eva: oh wait, are we friends on facenook?
mrbenio: i don’t think so
punk4eva: then friend me when you get a chance yo!
punk4eva: facenook.com/punk4eva
mrbenio: i just read your survey note thing!
punk4eva: oh no! now you know my darkest secrets!
punk4eva: so what are you up to?
mrbenio: nothing really, you?
punk4eva: just listening to music
punk4eva: senses fail just came out with a new album!
mrbenio: oh cool! you must be excited!
punk4eva: its been on repeat all day :p
punk4eva: youtoob.com/watch?v=vi_VCnuY2AU
punk4eva: this song and the next one are my favorite
mrbenio: i’m sorry, i’m just not really a fan
punk4eva: what reaaally? lol, its so good!
punk4eva: well i forgive you, youre still fun to talk to :p
mrbenio: yeah its not soo bad =p
punk4eva: yeah, you make a really good friendd
punk4eva: although i feel like theres alot about you i still dont know
mrbenio: stuff like what?
punk4eva: just random stuff, hey lets play a game!!
punk4eva: i get to ask a question about whatever, then you get to ask a question
mrbenio: what if i say no?
punk4eva: that counts as your first question!
punk4eva: the answer – you already asked a question so were obv playing
mrbenio: lol okay finee
punk4eva: and just ask what comes to mind first!
punk4eva: if you take too long, itll just be my turn again :p
punk4eva: are you ready?
mrbenio: as ready as i’ll ever be
punk4eva: ill start with an easy one, do you remember my favorite kind of movie?
mrbenio: it was horror, right?
punk4eva: yupyupp! i knew youd remember 🙂
punk4eva: now its your turn, quick! ask me anythingg
mrbenio: hmm, what’s your favorite animal?
punk4eva: cats! kittens are pretty much the cutest things ever
punk4eva: lets seee, have you ever snuck out of your house?
mrbenio: nope, my parents would kill me if i did that lol
punk4eva: oh yeah, i definitely understand that
punk4eva: your turn agaain
mrbenio: have you ever skipped class?
punk4eva: yeah lol, but only when i have a pretty good reason to
punk4eva: alright, lets get serious, do you have a crush on anyone?
mrbenio: not really i don’t think
punk4eva: oooh really?
punk4eva: im not sure if i should belieeve that :p
punk4eva: bzzzt, times up!
mrbenio: i just like to think things through!
punk4eva: okaay, take your time
mrbenio: ever had your heart broken? and if yes, by who?
punk4eva: unfaair, thats like two questions in one!
mrbenio: you can only answer the first one if you want?
punk4eva: youre a cheaater but ill answer both :p
punk4eva: i guess, its kind of a long story
mrbenio: you can do it!
punk4eva: the short answer is yes ive been heart broken
punk4eva: steve myers, you know him right?
mrbenio: is that the fake id guy?
punk4eva: yeah, me and him dated for alot of my sophomore and junior year
punk4eva: it got pretty serious and i definitely think i loved him
punk4eva: then he was going off to college so he broke up with me last winter
mrbenio: yeah, that does sound complicated
punk4eva: yeah, complicated and confusing
punk4eva: like, im getting over him, its just weird lol
mrbenio: but isn’t he in college?
punk4eva: he comes back sometimes, but even then were very much over
punk4eva: the feelings still hang around tho
punk4eva: when it worked, we were a really good couple
mrbenio: how serious were you?
punk4eva: pretty serious i guess
punk4eva: like he was the first person i ever had sex with
mrbenio: how is moving on going?
punk4eva: i mean, i had like a fling this past summer
punk4eva: but nothing as serious as steve obviously
mrbenio: what kind of fling?
punk4eva: idk, not even like a relationship
punk4eva: we fooled around, but like, it was fun not serious, you know?
punk4eva: benjamin, if you dont mind me asking, have you ever had sex?
mrbenio: no, i haven’t
punk4eva: oh okay, well can you still understand what i mean?
mrbenio: yeah, i think so
punk4eva: not alot of people know, but me and steve had these plans for our future
punk4eva: so being together felt like a big deal
mrbenio: like going to the same college or what?
punk4eva: its gonna sound really stupid, dont judge me okay?
mrbenio: of course i’m not going to judge you
punk4eva: so yeah, i thought wed go to the same college together
punk4eva: and then maybe idk, get married, start a family, whatever
mrbenio: that’s not stupid, it’s never wrong to want something
punk4eva: it just feels silly now, thinking about it
punk4eva: but i think thats why its been hard to get over the breakup
mrbenio: yeah, i can definitely understand that
punk4eva: i think i still want that future, even without steve
punk4eva: but maybe thats silly
mrbenio: that’s not silly at all! and that future is still definitely in reach!
punk4eva: i just think people think its stupid when i talk about it
mrbenio: it’s your life, you can do whatever you want
punk4eva: thanks benjamin, youve really made me feel alot better 🙂
punk4eva: what are your plans after college, do you want a family?
mrbenio: no, i don’t think so, i kind of want to be free to do whatever for a while
punk4eva: oh cool, yeah i feel like alot of people feel that way
punk4eva: hey! i just remembered, its still my turn to ask you a question!
mrbenio: what! we’re still playing?
punk4eva: oh, heres a good one!
punk4eva: would you ever date someone like me?
mrbenio: lol, maybe if we didn’t work so good as friends!
punk4eva: we are great friends arent we :p
punk4eva: your turn, last question, dont ♥♥♥♥ it up!
mrbenio: uh, are you

Friendly reminder to talk to Emily and answer her questions before time runs out. You can tell here when to stop with Evelyn.

emerz35: benjamin! heyy
mrbenio: helloo
emerz35: how areyou!
mrbenio: could be better, you?
emerz35: im gradn! heyy,you shoud listenn to som musicc with mee!
mrbenio: haha, thanks but no thankss
emerz35: youtoob.com/watch?v=AS5-lXv_xUc
emerz35: oopps you said nothanks bahaha
mrbenio: haha i did, but its okaay
emerz35: my badd =p
emerz35: woah its snooowing outt! do yuu like snow?
mrbenio: not really, it can be such a hassle
emerz35: but what about snowmen and smow fotrs!
emerz35: hahah, snow forts, my badd
mrbenio: haha, that’s okay
emerz35: im sorryy for all my spelling mistakes
mrbenio: is everything okay?
emerz35: oh yeah! im maybe just a littel drunk haha
mrbenio: wait, really? i thought you said you didn’t drink?
emerz35: thingss change i guess!
emerz35: because im drinking tonught xD
mrbenio: just be careful, have you ever been drunk before?
emerz35: a fewtimes, but never this drunk befre
emerz35: i wonder if ill get a hnagoverr tomorrow
mrbenio: just make sure to drink a lot of water!
emerz35: thanks fo the tiopp!
mrbenio: so, why did you start drinking?
emerz35: celebrating something i guess!
mrbenio: but it’s not a holiday, what are you celebrating?
emerz35: uhhh, just how ♥♥♥♥ everything is lol.
mrbenio: emily, what do you mean?
emerz35: do you actuallly wnt to talkk about it?
mrbenio: sure thing! what’s bothering you?
emerz35: im feeling alittle stuck
mrbenio: stuck? with what?
emerz35: just in life, like icant move forward you know?
mrbenio: that really sucks, i’m so sorry
emerz35: i just dont know what to do to fix it
mrbenio: maybe try to find a new perspective on the situation?
emerz35: yeah ive tried, its kindof hard to eexplain
emerz35: itsjust really frustrating
mrbenio: is it jeff that’s bothering you?
emerz35: yeah, i thinkhes like the roott of it
mrbenio: the root of it? how so?
emerz35: were just so static
emerz35: i want us to change, i just don’t know what to do
mrbenio: you could talk to him?
emerz35: ive tried, i think it’s just kind of over
mrbenio: you don’t want to be with him?
emerz35: i dont think ive wanted to be with him for a long time
mrbenio: that’s a really tough situation
emerz35: its okay, i tried to bring it up last night
mrbenio: what happened last night?
emerz35: i’ll tell you, but this stuff needs to stay secret okay?
mrbenio: you can trust me emily
emerz35: i’m serious, i haven’t told anyone this.
mrbenio: i hear you, i won’t tell anyone
emerz35: so truth is, i’ve wanted to break up with jeff for a while.
emerz35: i tried to last night, but he just refused.
mrbenio: what do you mean?
emerz35: i’ll start from the begining.
emerz35: i think i realized we weren’t working in like november.
mrbenio: did something specific happen?
emerz35: not really, it was more of a bunch of little things.
mrbenio: why didn’t you tell him then?
emerz35: i don’t know, it’s going to sound stupid.
emerz35: but there was just never a good time.
mrbenio: there’s no such thing as a good time for that
emerz35: i know, it just felt like there was too much going on.
emerz35: plus, i don’t know, i thought my feelings might change.
mrbenio: did your feelings change?
emerz35: i mean, kind of. things got better and got worse.
emerz35: but i still wasn’t happy.
mrbenio: i’m really sorry =\
emerz35: so yesterday i asked him to hang out over instant messenger.
mrbenio: what did he say back?
emerz35: initially that he was busy later, but he eventually said yes.
emerz35: we agreed to meet at his house later.
mrbenio: that does seem like a good idea
emerz35: yeah thanks, i thought so.
emerz35: when i got there, we went to his room, and he just started crying.
mrbenio: were you crying too?
emerz35: it’s going to sound terrible, but no.
emerz35: and then i told him that i made up my mind, i wanted to break up.
mrbenio: and then what happened?
emerz35: he was quiet for a bit.
emerz35: then he shouted NO.
mrbenio: what the hell?
emerz35: i know, and then he was like, angry.
emerz35: he started yelling that he wouldn’t let me throw away our relationship and stuff.
mrbenio: how did you react?
emerz35: i didn’t know what to do.
emerz35: it made me really angry and i think i started yelling at him.
mrbenio: was jeff yelling back?
emerz35: oh yeah, it turned into an unproductive conversation real quick.
emerz35: i eventually just left.
mrbenio: that’s probably for the best
emerz35: yeah, it wasn’t going anywhere.
emerz35: so i wake up this morning to a text from him.
mrbenio: let me guess, jeff said he’s sorry?
emerz35: it said verbatim: “thank you for not breaking up with me last night. i couldnt see myself being able to live if we werent together.”
emerz35: and like, i don’t know if i should read into that or not?
mrbenio: has jeff said stuff like that before?
emerz35: yeah he has. which terrifies me.
mrbenio: has he ever done anything like that before?
emerz35: not that i know of, i don’t think so.
emerz35: like i don’t want to be with him, but i don’t want anything bad to happen to him.
mrbenio: i promise it’ll be okay, don’t worry
emerz35: i just feel so helpless and pathetic.
emerz35: and now i’m starting to cry.
mrbenio: you’re not pathetic at all, you’re so strong
emerz35: i’m so glad i can talk about all this with you.
mrbenio: and thank you for talking
emerz35: what do you think about all this?
mrbenio: i think it’s a really dangerous situation
emerz35: what should i do about him saying he couldn’t live without me?
mrbenio: i think you should talk to him about it
emerz35: what should i say to him?
mrbenio: tell him even if you break up, life will go on
emerz35: okay yeah, i can tell him that.
emerz35: and what should i do about us breaking up?
mrbenio: just distance yourself from him slowly over the next like month
emerz35: over the next month? and then what?
mrbenio: i guess talk about moving on, if you keep growing apart why stay together
emerz35: okay, that does sound like a good plan.
emerz35: thank you so much for helping me figure this out benjamin.
mrbenio: well i know you would do the same for me
emerz35: i’m actually feeling a lot better about the whole thing.
mrbenio: it’ll all blow over soon, i’m sure
emerz35: and idk, this might be awful to say.
emerz35: but i’m so excited to break up and move on.
mrbenio: yeah, you deserve way better than that!
emerz35: haha, thanks. you’re such a great person.
emerz35: i’m very lucky to have you in my life.
mrbenio: oh stopp, no you’re not
emerz35: you’re just such a genuine person.
emerz35: i don’t know, it’s hard to find someone like that.
mrbenio: i hope it’s not hard to find someone genuine!
emerz35: what do you like, think we are?
mrbenio: i think we’re just really close friends
emerz35: but do you think, we’re like, different than other friends?
mrbenio: we’re just great friends, in that way we’re different
emerz35: yeah, i think i’m closer to you than anyone.
mrbenio: well i’m honored =]
emerz35: you’re definitely my like, best friend.
mrbenio: awe really! =]
emerz35: i just hope we’re always this close.
mrbenio: i hope so too!
emerz35: =]
emerz35: oh man, it got so late out of nowhere!
mrbenio: are you feeling okay?
emerz35: oh yeah! just exhaustedd, i think i might head to bed soon.
emerz35: but hey, maybe we could hang out tomorrow or something?
mrbenio: tomorrow? sure, maybee
emerz35: cool beans! =]
emerz35: it’d just be nice to not think about this drama for a while.
mrbenio: yeah, i bet, what do you want to do?
emerz35: i don’t know, just hang out? play games, listen to music?
emerz35: whatever we feel like =p
mrbenio: yeah! whatever we want to doo

punk4eva: hey
mrbenio: greetings evelyn!
punk4eva: what are you up to?
mrbenio: just hanging out, you?
punk4eva: just listening to some music
mrbenio: oh cool, what are you listening to?
punk4eva: youtoob.com/watch?v=jRehmX3zlwE
punk4eva: just a warning, its a pretty emo song
mrbenio: damn, you weren’t lying, why are you listenining to it?
punk4eva: i just am feeling really down
mrbenio: oh no, i’m really sorry :\
punk4eva: it’s okay, todays just really sucked
punk4eva: youre the first person im talking to all day
mrbenio: well i’m honored to be that person!
punk4eva: but i can tell im being all like cranky and not fun to talk to
mrbenio: what do you mean by that?
punk4eva: i just want to be fun, but right now im like stupidly emotional
mrbenio: emotions aren’t stupid, don’t feel the need to repress them
punk4eva: thanks benjamin, im just feeling so sad and worthless
mrbenio: i’m really sorry evelyn, that’s so awful
punk4eva: its okay, im just ready for today to endd
mrbenio: yeah, i know what you mean
punk4eva: my brain just wont stop, id really appreciate it if it would ♥♥♥♥ off
mrbenio: you could take a hot shower?
punk4eva: yeah, that could help, at least talking to you is making me feel better
mrbenio: i’m really glad for that! keep talking to me!
punk4eva: yeah, it’s still a mess in my head
punk4eva: i might just need to vent about it
mrbenio: yeah, maybe that could help
punk4eva: are you sure benjamin? its just a whole bunch of ♥♥♥♥
mrbenio: well did something happen?
punk4eva: its just been a ♥♥♥♥ day, im all alone
mrbenio: i’m really sorry :\
punk4eva: oh dont be, im sorry im such a mess
mrbenio: oh come on, you’re not a mess!
punk4eva: its just embaressing, i dont want to be like this
punk4eva: like ♥♥♥♥, now im starting to cry like an idiot
mrbenio: come on, you’re definitely not an idiot!
punk4eva: i dont know, i thought this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ was over but i guess not
punk4eva: yo? you even around?
mrbenio: my bad, i missed your message
punk4eva: are you busy with something? maybe i should just go
mrbenio: i’m just thinking about what you’re saying, tell me what’s going on
punk4eva: okay, you just have to promise to not tell anyone
mrbenio: okay, i’ll do my best
punk4eva: well, something really stupid happened last night
punk4eva: and surprise, steves part of it
punk4eva: what the ♥♥♥♥? are you even listening?
punk4eva: whatever, ♥♥♥♥ this
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emerz35: hey best frienddd!
mrbenio: hii emily!
emerz35: i know we already hung out today, but i miss youu!
mrbenio: haha, you loserr!
emerz35: psshh, if anyone’s the loser it’s you.
emerz35: so what are youu up to?
mrbenio: just bumming around the internett. you?
emerz35: well, i shouldd work on this art project due tomorrow.
mrbenio: haha, it’s due tomorrow!
emerz35: i know! i’m the worstt, what should i draw?
mrbenio: how about something psychedelic.
emerz35: i think i can manage thatt, i really like this class.
emerz35: glad it fit into my spring semester :p
mrbenio: hopefully an easy a too =p, anyone i would know in it?
emerz35: i don’t think so? i didn’t know anyone =p
emerz35: but i’m meeting new people so that’s coool!
mrbenio: that is cooool
emerz35: oh hey! guess what?
mrbenio: whatt?
emerz35: arctic monkeys just came out with a new album!
emerz35: i know alternatives your favorite, so i bet you’ll love itt.
mrbenio: i know! i’ve already listened to itt.
emerz35: awe of course you have, this one’s my favorite!
emerz35: youtoob.com/watch?v=ma9I9VBKPiw
mrbenio: that’s a straange music video =p
emerz35: haha seriouslyy, but the songs great!
emerz35: haha oh god, kelly’s blowing up my messenger right now.
mrbenio: uh oh, what’s it about?
emerz35: mat asked her to go to prom!
mrbenio: wow, good job mat!
emerz35: seriously! i wasn’t expecting that =p
mrbenio: do you think she’s going to turn him down?
emerz35: i really hope not, i think they’d be cute together.
mrbenio: plus they’ve been friends for like everr.
emerz35: soo about prom, what were you thinking of doing?
mrbenio: maybe we could go to it as friends?
emerz35: yess, sounds great to me!
emerz35: i’m excitedd for it now!
mrbenio: i bet it’ll be fun!
emerz35: how should we drive in do you think?
mrbenio: how about a helicopter? sky dive in?
emerz35: on a seriouss note, i’ve always wanted to go skydiving!
mrbenio: seriously? i don’t think i could =p
emerz35: well you’re gonna have to for prom!
emerz35: what do you want to do aafter prom?
mrbenio: want to like just hang out somewhere?
emerz35: yeah, just chilling sounds great haha!
emerz35: where would you want to go?
mrbenio: i don’t know, doesn’t matter to me!
emerz35: okieedoke, we’ll figure it outt.
emerz35: hey, do you mind if i bring up something semi-serious?
mrbenio: well, maybe a little =p
emerz35: i just really wanted to thank you for helping me with jeff drama this past winter.
emerz35: i really needed you, and you were there for me.
mrbenio: oh don’t thank me, it was really nothing!
emerz35: it was definitely something! but really
emerz35: your advice to talk to jeff about what he said and slowly distance myself was invaluable.
mrbenio: how long was it until he got the hint?
emerz35: only like a week or so.
emerz35: i think it finally sunk in that it was actually happening.
emerz35: but enough about that, i just wanted to say it meant a lot to me.
mrbenio: it was really no problem!
emerz35: you’re truly such a good person.
emerz35: like, i feel like i really know you.
emerz35: and you really know me.
mrbenio: well good! :p
emerz35: you know it’s funny.
emerz35: i used to think we were so strong because of our similarities.
emerz35: but it’s really actions that matter, not stupid stuff like that.
mrbenio: yeah, people can get hung up on opinions too much.
emerz35: and i was one of those people until i came to!
emerz35: i’m just really happy to call you my best friend.
mrbenio: it iss pretty cool beans isn’t it =p
emerz35: it is! =]
emerz35: hey, check it out! i finished my art project!
emerz35: is that ‘psychedelic’ enough for you?
mrbenio: wow emily, this is so good!
emerz35: that was my last bit of homework! noww i can go to bedd.
mrbenio: are you reaally tired?
emerz35: oh yeah, suuper tired.
emerz35: i just can’t wait to get super comfy and warm under some coverss =]
mrbenio: oh yeah, that does sound nicee.
emerz35: riight! my bed’s calling for me.
mrbenio: okay finee, go ahead and leave mee.
emerz35: you’ll get over itt =p
emerz35: okay finee, go ahead and leave mee.~
emerz35: okay, i think i’m going to turn inn now.
mrbenio: yeah, go get comfyy!
emerz35: nightt benjamin!
mrbenio: g’night emily!
emerz35 is away
emerz35 if the snow buries my neighborhood,
then i’ll dig a tunnel
from my window to yours.

punk4eva has signed in
punk4eva: hi
mrbenio: hello.
punk4eva: i know we havent messaged each other in a while
mrbenio: i know, it’s okay.
punk4eva: do you think we could like, talk for a little bit?
mrbenio: i guess, sure.
punk4eva: thanks
punk4eva: i just have some stuff i want to say about january
mrbenio: okay, i’m listening.
punk4eva: honestly, im really sorry for freaking out on you
mrbenio: it’s okay, in the past now.
punk4eva: i know you didnt like owe me anything
punk4eva: i just thought youd be there for me, i dont know
mrbenio: i just couldn’t be there right then.
punk4eva: i understand
punk4eva: were you really busy talking to someone else?
mrbenio: of course i was, i told you the truth.
punk4eva: okay, i was just worried you like, didn’t want to deal with me or something
mrbenio: that was definitely not the case.
punk4eva: i just try really hard to be fun and happy
punk4eva: i was worried showing you the like, other side scared you away
mrbenio: no one can be happy all the time, that’s normal.
punk4eva: i dont know, and then i like, just freaked out on you?
punk4eva: like, i think i know you pretty well, and youre always awesome to be around
punk4eva: but like, the real me? maybe im ♥♥♥♥ to be around
mrbenio: don’t beat yourself up over it evelyn, it’s seriously okay.
punk4eva: thank you so much for talking to me benjamin
mrbenio: yeah, of course.
punk4eva: so i guess were officially talking again?
mrbenio: haha, it would seem so.
punk4eva: im gladd, its been a while
mrbenio: so how are you?
punk4eva: im swell!
punk4eva: after what happened i basically stopped talking to my group of friends
punk4eva: and honestly its been really nice
mrbenio: that means no more steve drama?
punk4eva: absolutely no more steve drama
punk4eva: and college is coming up soon too!
mrbenio: ready to leave high school?
punk4eva: so ready! i have met some new friends though
punk4eva: one of them i think you know pretty well?
mrbenio: oh really? who?
punk4eva: just your best friend emily, lol
punk4eva: shes really swell!
mrbenio: yeah she is! how do you know her?
punk4eva: shes in my art class this semester, she just sat next to me one day
punk4eva: some of steves friends are in that class, so it was really nice of her
mrbenio: haha, that does sound like her.
punk4eva: she seems like such a good person
mrbenio: i know! she’s really kind.
punk4eva: well im glad youre doing well!
punk4eva: and im really glad were messaging again
mrbenio: i’m really glad tooo!
punk4eva: well good!
punk4eva: sorry if im like, making this sappy lol
mrbenio: haha it’s not tooo bad.
punk4eva: yo, challenge accepted!
punk4eva: honestly, i really missed talking with you
mrbenio: yeah, it iss pretty nice.
punk4eva: i think what i missed most was just talking about nothing, if that makes sense?
mrbenio: thaat makes no sense at all =p
punk4eva: oh come on, it totally does!
mrbenio: haha, i’m just messing with youu
punk4eva: lolol
punk4eva: yeah this, ive missed this :p
mrbenio: well this ain’t going nowhere evelyn
punk4eva: well i dont want to steal your whole night so i think im gonna go
mrbenio: oh okay, suree thing.
punk4eva: thanks for talking to me though, it means alot
mrbenio: yeah, of course!
punk4eva: ttyl
mrbenio: bye.
punk4eva is away
punk4eva they cannot see,
the limitless potential
living inside of me.

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emerz35 has signed in
emerz35: hey!
emerz35: i was hoping you were online =]
mrbenio: well, here i amm =p
emerz35: haha, how are you?
mrbenio: i’m alrightt, how are you?
emerz35: i’m pretty alright too, just chilling.
emerz35: what are you up to?
mrbenio: just on the computer, about to put on some music.
emerz35: nicee, what kind of music?
mrbenio: alternative obviously!
emerz35: your favorite! send me a link so i can listen too!
mrbenio: youtoob.com/watch?v=penvn9VL32Y
emerz35: new modest mouse? i haven’t heard this yet!
emerz35: awe man, i really like this song!
mrbenio: haha, i knew you would.
emerz35: of course you did =p
emerz35: awe man, i can’t wait to hang out tomorrow.
mrbenio: yeah it’s going to be funn!
emerz35: i know it is! thank god it’s finally summer!
mrbenio: seriously, we’re finally freee!
emerz35: that reminds me! you’ll never guess who i talked to earlier today.
mrbenio: given enough tries i probably could =p
emerz35: haha okay, suure you could.
emerz35: but really, i talked to evelyn. that girl from my art class last semester?
mrbenio: oh yeah, i remember that.
emerz35: apparently you two used to be really close?
mrbenio: yeah we were, we still are kinda.
emerz35: oh good! it sounded like you were really good friends.
emerz35: she had a lot of really nice things to say about you =]
mrbenio: i hope so! haha =p
emerz35: only good things i swear!
emerz35: i will admit, at first i was kind of worried.
mrbenio: what really? why were you worried?
emerz35: i don’t know, i guess i’m just used to people trying to manipulate me.
emerz35: like how jeff used to be with me.
mrbenio: you don’t have to worry about stuff like that.
emerz35: i know, it’s just nice to know you’re real.
emerz35: you didn’t fabricate a persona just to get close to me or something.
mrbenio: of course not, that’d be stupid.
emerz35: i know, i think sometimes people obsess over details like that.
emerz35: as if good friends need to have the same opinion about everything.
emerz35: but honesty is the most important thing, i think.
mrbenio: i think that too, don’t want a friendship built on lies.
emerz35: yeah, exactly
emerz35: sorry, i didn’t mean to derail the conversation haha.
mrbenio: haha, it’s okayy
emerz35: i’m just really lucky to call you my best friend.
mrbenio: yeah, you sure are the lucky one ;]
emerz35: you know what i was thinking about earlier today?
emerz35: our prom shenanigans =p
mrbenio: what about our shenanigans?
emerz35: just how going to prom was so great.
emerz35: and then just hanging out after was so grand.
mrbenio: it really was grandiosee!
emerz35: i’m glad we were able to spend so much time together =]
emerz35: i think that was one of the best nights of my life.
mrbenio: i think it was one of the best nights of my life too.
emerz35: senior year turned out pretty great, huh?
mrbenio: it was some pretty cool beans =p
emerz35: i wish we were headed to the same college =\
mrbenio: i’m sure everything will be fine.
emerz35: are you nervous about it at all?
mrbenio: yeah, of course i am.
emerz35: what’s making you nervous?
mrbenio: i’m nervous about the classes, i bet they’ll be really hard.
emerz35: whaat? you’re like the smartest person i know.
emerz35: i think i’m most worried about losing touch with people from high school.
mrbenio: yeah, i feel like everyone’s worried about that.
emerz35: we’ll stay in touch right?
mrbenio: i’m going to try my best, that’s for sure!
emerz35: at least we can IM or text like, whenever.
mrbenio: yup, that is true!
emerz35: it’s just going to be weird not seeing you everyday, you know?
emerz35: i just don’t want to lose you.
mrbenio: and i don’t want to lose you either.
emerz35: you just really understand me. better than anyone i’ve ever known.
emerz35: even people i’ve been in a relationship with haha.
mrbenio: we’re just really great friends. you get me and i get you.
emerz35: i guess so, you just make for a great best friend.
mrbenio: well thanks haha, i do try =p
emerz35: i’m so glad i met you benjamin =]
mrbenio: awe thanks emily.
emerz35: like really, you’ve helped me so much this past year.
emerz35: and you’ve just been so kind and honest with me.
emerz35: you’re the greatest person i’ve ever known.
mrbenio: haha, awe thanks =] you’re too nice.
emerz35: =], okay i’m gonna turn in for the night.
emerz35: i’ll text you first thing tomorrow though, okay?
mrbenio: okay, talk to you tomorrow!
emerz35 is away
emerz35 adventure awaits.
let’s go.

punk4eva: hey benjamin
mrbenio: hi evelyn!
punk4eva: what are you up to?
mrbenio: just chilling, how about you?
punk4eva: im getting some stuff ready for college actually
punk4eva: summers flying by lol, have you started getting ready yet?
mrbenio: yeah some stuff, but not a lot really.
punk4eva: lol no worries, you have time, im getting really excited for it
mrbenio: excited because you’ll be learning new stuff?
punk4eva: yeah, thats definitely part of it
punk4eva: mostly i think im excited for a fresh start you know?
punk4eva: i cant wait to leave highschool behind :p
mrbenio: you don’t think you’ll miss it at all?
punk4eva: honestly, i dont think ill miss any of it
punk4eva: are you excited for college?
mrbenio: kind of? it should be fun but i’ll miss things.
punk4eva: yeah, but im sure close friends like you and emily can survive it
mrbenio: i really hope so.
punk4eva: how is she by the way?
mrbenio: she’s fine, we’re both happy its finally summer.
punk4eva: oh! and here she is now
punk4eva: ill let you go so you can talk to herr
mrbenio: okay see ya.
punk4eva: peace
punk4eva is away

Too bad barely anyone plays this game anymore but it’s only natural since it was released in 2017 but for those who still bother, good luck, I suppose.