Elite School Roof Club!: 100% Steam Achievements – Elite School Roof Club!

This guide is intentionally non-exhaustive — listed are sometimes ones of many ways to attain a given achievement.

The sections are supposed to be done in order, as various persistent values change between runs.

There is a degree of randomness to the story progression. I’ve tried to account for it but… just… start again if the game does something you don’t expect.

If you miss a save point, scroll up to go back quickly.

If you’d like to check my work, see rpaex[iwanplays.itch.io]. I wouldn’t recommend it. This game is as mad as it is genius. (it’s so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ complicated i’m sobbing send help)

Begin Chapter 1.
[…]
Name your character.
Play ESRC
Start the game for the first time.

[…]
Q.SAVE before the next choice.
> It’s nice and all but like […]
[…]
Is this… Death?
Diss the new roof.

Q.LOAD
> It’s super amazing I love it […]
[…]
SAVE #1 at “It’s The Old Roof – Such an antique vibe. […]”.
[…]
get real
get real

If “Shut up […]” isn’t an option, LOAD #1 and try again.
Q.SAVE before choice.
> Shut up you dumb*ss.
[…]
Shut up
I wonder what you need to do

Q.LOAD
> Sure! How can I help?.
[…]
> Uh I’ll go to Mills/Gardham

---

[…]
Friday Night Funkin’
beep beep bap boop bap boop bap bap

[…]
SAVE #2 at “You made your way down towards Mills (real).”
[…]
If “Twitch” isn’t an option, LOAD #2 and try again.
Q.SAVE before choice.
> Youtube
[…]
Metube
Prefer the colour red

Q.LOAD
> Twitch
[…]
Twimch
Prefer the colour purple

[…]
> Design Class
[…]
> Don’t take doughnut
[…]
Refusal
???

> Take doughnut
[…]
Visit Hilary
Meet with the student

> Hallway
[…]
> Continue down mills
[…]
HOLY CRAP ANIME
GOT DAMN MAN WOOOO

[…]
> three.
[…]
SAVE #3 at “QUESTION 2!!!!”.
[…]
> three.
[…]
> three.
[…]
WTH THATS NOT ANIME
WHO EVEN THOUGHT OF THIS

[…]
If you don’t see Eva after leaving Toddo, LOAD #3 and try again.
[…]
SAVE #4 at “They keep playing Minecraft in my class […]”
[…]
If the Time Bender doesn’t crack, LOAD #4 and try again.
[…]
Wrong Route Unlock
Find out how to access the secret route…

[…]
Choices in Minecraft don’t matter.
[…]
Cut in line
Handball kids be aggressive

[…]
SAVE #5 at “You raise your eyebrow at the girl.”.
Q.SAVE before choice.
> Take the Muftibucks.
If she doesn’t give you the Muftibucks, LOAD #5 and try again.
[…]
Good Person
Do the right thing.

Q.LOAD
> Encourage the girl
[…]
Better Person
Do the obvious choice

[…]
Q.SAVE before choice.
> “Transfer money”
[…]
Video Gaming??
A classic

(TODO: double check with fresh account)
Q.LOAD
[…]
> 3rd floor keys
[…]
Key to the Top
Get the 3rd floor key

[…]
Lots of Cash
Have 60 grand or more at the oval

Decent Amount of Cash
Have 50 grand or more at the oval

More than the Cash I have
Have 10 grand or more at the oval

[…]
> Andrews.

---

[…]
> Upstairs
[…]
> Approach year 10 student
[…]
> 21
[…]
9 + 10
21

[…]
> 21..?
[…]
> 1 Million Dollars
[…]
gigachad
ask for the most you can

[…]
SAVE #6 at “which is..?”.
[…]
Aced the quiz
Get full marks on the test

[…]
> I’m thinking Stokes and the Gym

---

> Go to service station
[…]
Q.SAVE before choice.
> Neither
[…]
Theft
Try steal from the servo

[…]
> Exit shop
[…]
Failure
Not stealthy enough

Q.LOAD
> Cash
[…]
Too much coffee
buy (multiple) coffee(s)

[…]
> I’m alright, thank you!
[…]
> I’m thinking Stokes and the Gym
[…]
If “Uh sure…” isn’t an option with the Year 7s, LOAD #6 and try again.
> Uh sure…
[…]
Q.SAVE before choice.
> Yeah
[…]
> *dies of literal cringe*
[…]
amog us
sussy?

Q.LOAD
> uh…
[…]
LOSER
???

Q.SAVE before choice.
> Continue Walking
[…]
Disrespect
???

Q.LOAD
> Pay respects
[…]
Pay Respects
Pay your respects to ???

[…]
SAVE #7 at “Under one condition.”.
[…]
If “Throw at corner” isn’t an option, LOAD #7 and try again.
> Throw at corner
[…]
Bad at Basketball
Damn you kinda suck

[…]
Q.SAVE before choice.
> Wall
[…]
Brothers
absolutely suck at basketball

Q.LOAD
> Hoop
[…]
Fobs
be cracked at basketball

[…]
Back Outside
Go to the oval for a second time

[…]
> Andrews.

[…]
SAVE #8 before choice.
> IT Hub?
[…]
> ENTER
[…]
In the IT Hub, move Forward x4, turn Left, Forward to INNER IT HUB.
[…]
Q.SAVE before choice.
> Uh well I need some money to Raise the Roof…
[…]
Get Trolled
Have BORIS restart your game

Q.LOAD
> … To visit you(?)
[…]
Babies First Coin
Start the ??? route

[…]
> Andrews.
[…]
> Downstairs
[…]
> Ignore the Private Study Room
[…]
> Yes
[…]
UNBERLATE REFERENCE!!!!!!
Visit behind andrews while holding the NAScoin

---

LOAD #8
> Downstairs
[…]
> Go into Private Study Room
[…]
If “inspect the trash can” isn’t an option, LOAD #7 (yes, really, I’m sorry) and try again (make sure to overwrite SAVE #8 on the way).
Q.SAVE before choice.
> Nothing
[…]
Cup Noodle
tasty

Q.LOAD
> inspect the trash can
[…]
SAVE #9 before choice.
> inspect the trash can
[…]
Q.SAVE before choice.
> I think I’m going to leave.
[…]
naw dog
leave the room

Q.LOAD
> inspect the trash can
[…]
> trash can
[…]
trash can
trash can

LOAD #9
> How are you?
[…]
Q.SAVE before choice.
> drink it
[…]
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Go on, drink it

Q.LOAD
> Give coffee to year 12 student
[…]
Ura
Get the Year 12’s Drawing
(For 100 percent complete)

[…]
> Yes
[…]
Drawing Exchange
Give Lilla the Year 12’s drawing

[…]
Video Game Art
Find one of the game’s artists in game (meta)

---

LOAD #8
> IT Hub?
[…]
> TURN BACK
> FISH TANK
[…]
My Best Friend
Find yourself a fish buddy

> take the fish
[…]
Forward x4, turn Left, Forward to INNER IT HUB.
[…]
> … To visit you(?)
[…]
You stupid
Have BORIS explain the path for the ??? route

[…]
> Andrews.
[…]
> Downstairs
[…]
> Go into Private Study Room
[…]
If “inspect the trash can” isn’t an option, LOAD #7 and try again.
> inspect the trash can
[…]
> How are you?
[…]
> Give coffee to year 12 student
[…]
No Ura
You already have it lol

[…]
> Yes
[…]
face
face

[…]
No More Eshay
Visit behind andrews while holding a fish

---

[…]
> Look around downstairs
[…]
> Leave the girl
[…]
> Go upstairs
[…]
> Go look at staircase to 3rd Floor
[…]
100 GRADE
Unseal the 3rd floor
(For 100 percent complete)

[…]
Neutral Ending
Finish Chapter 1

Begin Chapter 2.
[…]
No More Cliffhanger
Start Chapter 2
(For 100 percent complete)

[…]
Q.SAVE before choice.
> The Middle Oval
[…]
We aren’t done yet!
Get to a lazy ending

Q.LOAD
> Andrews and Stokes
[…]
> Visit service station
[…]
> Purchase coffee
In fact, purchase coffee 100 times.
To assist in coffee binging, go to Preferences and opt to Skip After Choices, but not Unseen Text. The dialogue will change after enough purchases. Then just turn on skipping and spam click “Purchase coffee”.
GRAHHHH I LOVE COFFEE
have an addiction

Remember to disable Skip After Choices.
[…]
Once Cole is out of coffee:
> PURCHASE PIZZA!!!!!
[…]
> Refuse
[…]
> Go to IT Hub
[…]
DJ BORIS
Find an old face
(For 100 percent complete)

Nothing else is necessary for achievements in Chapter 2.

Begin Chapter 1.
[…]
NOWHERE TO GO
Play the Corrupt Route

[…]
> Run.
[…]
> Head to Gardham/Mills
[…]
Q.Save at “lets get started then.”.
If you didn’t get >300 hits, Q.LOAD.
[…]
> Head to Stokes/Gym
[…]
> Head down to the service station
[…]
> No.
[…]
> ULTIMATE DESTRUCTIVE KILLING TASER DEVICE OF DEATH
[…]
> Head to Andrews
[…]

Begin Chapter 1.
[…]
> It’s super amazing I love it […]
[…]
> Sure! How can I help?.
[…]
> Uh I’ll go to Mills/Gardham
[…]
> Skip yoga warmup
[…]
> Youtube
[…]
Quit to Main Menu after Launchpad leaves.

---

Begin Chapter 1 again.
[…]
> It’s super amazing I love it […]
[…]
Elite School Space Club!
Go to space.

[…]
> Sure! How can I help?.
[…]
> I’ll take the rocket to that weird planet…
[…]
> Bring BORROLO back with you
[…]
Play solitaire
best card game
(For 100 percent complete)

Begin Chapter 1.
[…]
> It’s super amazing I love it […]
[…]
> Sure! How can I help?.
[…]
> Andrews.
[…]
> IT Hub?
[…]
> ENTER
[…]
Forward x4, turn Left, Forward to INNER IT HUB.
[…]
> … To visit you(?)
[…]
> I’m thinking Stokes and the Gym
> Continue to Stokes and Gym
[…]
Q.SAVE before choice.
> Pay respects
[…]
Passed Judgement
Get judged and pass.

Q.LOAD
> Continue Walking
[…]
Key..?
Find the key to the secret room in the IT Hub

[…]
> Andrews.
[…]
> IT Hub?
[…]
Forward x4, turn Left, Forward x2, turn Right, Forward to Locked Door, Forward to Rift.
[…]
SPACETIME
Visit the realm in-between the rift

Quit to Main Menu after leaving the Rift.

---

Begin Chapter 1 again.
[…]
> It’s super amazing I love it […]
[…]
> Sure! How can I help?.
[…]
> Andrews.
[…]
> IT Hub?
[…]
> TURN BACK
> FISH TANK
[…]
> take the fish
[…]
Forward x4, turn Left, Forward to INNER IT HUB.
[…]
> Uh well I need some money to Raise the Roof…
[…]
SAVE #10 before choice.
> Hey, uh, what happened to the IT Department?
[…]
> It’s super amazing I love it […]
[…]
QUESTIONS
???

---

LOAD #10
> It’s nice and all but like […]
[…]
> RE-INCARNATE.
Re-incarnation
Re-incarnate

Begin Chapter 1 again again.
[…]
(If you are stuck staring at the fish for longer than 90s, it’s probably best to quit to Main Menu and restart Chapter 1.)
[…]
Art Room
Find the secret art room.
(For 100 percent complete)

---

LOAD #10
> It’s super amazing I love it […]
[…]
> Sure! How can I help?.
[…]
Q.SAVE before choice.
> Uh I’ll go to Mills/Gardham
[…]
Huh?
Meet the wrong Mr. Muso

Q.LOAD
> I’m thinking Stokes and the Gym
> Go to service station
[…]
> Cash
[…]
Get beat to death by a robot
Revenge

Q.LOAD
> I’m thinking Stokes and the Gym
> Continue to Stokes and Gym
[…]
Confrontment.
visit the year 7’s…?

Q.LOAD
> Andrews.
[…]
> Downstairs
[…]
> Go into Private Study Room
[…]
JUMPSCARE
Visit the Year 12…?

Begin Chapter 1.
[…]
> It’s super amazing I love it […]
[…]
> Sure! How can I help?.
[…]
> Andrews.
[…]
> IT Hub?
[…]
> ENTER
[…]
Forward x4, turn Left, Forward to INNER IT HUB.
[…]
> … To visit you(?)
[…]
> I’m thinking Stokes and the Gym
> Go to service station
[…]
> NAScoin
[…]
Robot Death
beat the robot at the servo to death
(For 100 percent complete)

[…]
> Take the Coin
[…]
> Andrews.

---

[…]
> Downstairs
[…]
> Go into Private Study Room
[…]
Tired
Visit the Year 12 after killing ???

[…]
Damn thats one special drawing
Somehow keep the drawing from the Year 12

[…]
> Return to Ms. Principal
[…]
> Andrews.
[…]
> Upstairs
[…]
> Turn around and go to Student Services.
[…]
PRIME
meet with ???

[…]
Q.SAVE before choice.
> TALK, ATTACK
[…]
GONE
die to the hands of ???

Q.LOAD
> ATTACK x3, HEAL, ATTACK x2
[…]
SUBMIT
Win the battle with ???

[…]
> 21
[…]
> 21..?
[…]
> 1 Million Dollars
[…]
> I’m thinking Stokes and the Gym
[…]
> Refuse
[…]
> Approach
[…]
bonk
Get a coin from the year 7’s

[…]
> Pay respects
[…]
> TALK
[…]
Unbertole???
Try talking to him

Q.LOAD
> TALK x2, ATTACK
[…]
BETRAY
Break ???s trust

[…]
> 21
[…]
> 21..?
[…]
> 1 Million Dollars
[…]
> I’m thinking Stokes and the Gym
[…]
> Refuse
[…]
> Approach
[…]

---

> Pay respects
[…]
Q.SAVE at “Gotta sword.”.
[…]
If TALK is your only option, Q.LOAD.
SAVE #11 before choice.
> TALK x3
[…]
Lose
Become powerless to him

LOAD #11
> TALK, DEFEND
[…]
Fear
Try cower after murder

LOAD #11
> DEFEND
[…]
He knows.
Come back after death…

[…]
> DEFEND
[…]
(If you get booted to the Main Menu here, LOAD #11 and continue this section.)
[…]
Q.SAVE before choice.
> STAY
[…]
Witness God
Stay

Q.LOAD
> RUN
[…]
(If you fail to run away, LOAD #11 and try again.)
[…]
Escape
Run away from battle

LOAD #11
> ATTACK x2, GIVE UP
[…]
(If you fail to give up, LOAD #11 and try again.)
[…]
gave up
???

LOAD #11
> ATTACK x5, GIVE UP
[…]
Battle of the Gods
???

[…]
> Throw at middle
[…]
> Hoop
[…]
You’re a loser
Have less than 10 grand at the oval

[…]
> Uh I’ll go to Mills/Gardham

---

[…]
Sadness
Be shunned by Mr. Muso

[…]
> Red Man
[…]
Q.SAVE before choice.
> No
[…]
Hoarder
Keep them all.

Q.LOAD
> Yes
[…]
> Elevator
Many Options
This truely is an open world game

[…]
Q.SAVE before choice.
> Leave coin
[…]
Roof’s Destruction
Let ??? destroy the Roof.

Q.LOAD
> Take coin
[…]
Q.SAVE before choice.
> ATTACK
[…]
DEATH
Get killed by ???

Q.LOAD
> DEFEND
[…]
TROLLING
Pull a funny on ???

[…]
> DEFEND
[…]
SASSY
Be sassy about ???

[…]
> NO x6 (until the only option is YES), YES x3
[…]
REVEAL
Find ???s true identity

[…]
SAVE #12 before choice.
> Help Boris.
[…]
> YES
[…]
Good Ending..?
Finish the ??? Route

Begin Chapter 1 x11.
LOAD #12
> Help Boris.
[…]
> YES
[…]
Little Bit of Trolling
End the ??? route, then do it again

LOAD #12
> …
[…]
Liar
Finish the game, then come back and undo your actions

[…]
Bad Ending
Kill ???

Begin Chapter 2.
[…]
> Andrews and Stokes
[…]
> Visit service station
[…]
> COFFEE
[…]
> YES
[…]
schizophrenia
get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head

[…]
LOAD #11
> TALK x3
[…]
LOAD
LOAD the game.

(Because I’m bad at planning and can’t be bothered to rewrite the Neutral run.)
Begin Chapter 1 (x11).
[…]
> It’s super amazing I love it […]
[…]
> Sure! How can I help?.
[…]
> I’m thinking Stokes and the Gym
> Go to service station
[…]
> Cash
[…]
> I’m alright, thank you!
[…]
> Andrews.
[…]
> Downstairs
[…]
> Go into Private Study Room
[…]
If “inspect the trash can” isn’t an option, restart.
> inspect the trash can
[…]
> How are you?
[…]
> Give coffee to year 12 student
[…]
> Return to Ms. Principal
[…]
> Andrews.
[…]
> IT Hub?
[…]
RELOAD
Load ??? from the dead
(For 100 percent complete)

[…]
> Yes
[…]
> IT Hub?
[…]
> ENTER
[…]
Forward x4, turn Left, Forward to INNER IT HUB.
[…]
> … To visit you(?)
[…]
> Uh I’ll go to Mills/Gardham
[…]
NAScoin(s)
He’s got… more?

[…]
The Car
Find out what Mr. Muso was going to buy

---

Begin Chapter 1.
100 percent complete
Get all the achievements

Unlock the following (in-game) achievements and restart Chapter 1:

• 100 GRADE
• DJ BORIS
• Play solitaire
• Art Room
• No More Cliffhanger
• RELOAD
• Robot Death
• Ura