Content Warning: Spooky Monsters / Item Catalogue!

Our experienced highly trained news team have carefully collected and catalogued fellow monsters found in the abyss, into our very own bestiary! After many fallen employees we have managed to gather some ‘completely relevant’ information and images of said monsters.

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Fredrick is a common weirdo found in most locations as far as we are aware. Fredrick walks slow and is very easy to avoid because of that. He also doesn’t deal that much damage as long as you can escape his grasp (He loves french kissing targets). As low of a threat as he is he still has potential to deal major damage or maybe kill in the right circumstance, excluding that he’s pretty cute for a snail. Can Be tased ^-^ .

Threat Rating: Low

SCP-096 is just a poor thing which has long arms looking for a hug :(. This monster is common and can easily be outrunned since its not very fast. Additionally it deals small doses of damage, landing it a spot within the low threats category. Can Be tased.

Threat Rating: Low

Patrick Star is another commoner you’ll see around. Its basically a barnacle from Half-Life, its found on ceilings and has a long sticky tongue that hangs down which will abduct people who walk into it. The tongue is transparent making it hard to spot without looking above. Once ensnared someone must throw an item for it let go. Pretty deadly if no one has anything to throw or just during wrong moments. Other than that Patrick is quite easy to avoid and spot.

Threat Rating: Low

A cute elderly monster peacefully using the time it has left to stroll the abyss. Although it looks innocent i wouldn’t recommend getting too close as he has a mean habbit to inflate like a pufferfish or airbag, sending anyone you know and love flying away caught in a 1 meter radius. Its pretty slow and able to kill you in 3 – 4 attacks which have a 3 second cooldown. If you die to this its kinda sad… He makes a good trampoline and can be tased.

Threat Rating: Low

DON’T PRESS THE RED BUTTON!
A recipe for disaster a click away, the Mine Turtle is… well, a landmine with legs. It does no damage and will pose no threat for as long as you don’t give into its mind games. Make sure to keep any incompetent crew mates in the bell or away from this thing, its for the mentally strong only. Can also be tased kinda messed up though 🙁 .

Threat Rating: Non existent if you have common sense

A big worm with two mouths, one on each side that leeches onto players connecting the two. It does no damage and can be tased off. Not really sure what else to say…

Threat Rating: Harmless

The champion of drive bys, the Jelly Dog is a fast 4 legged lump of slime born to kidnap players and drop them after a short while. While it is harmless it can be fatal whilst other dangerous monsters are around as it can run you their direction amongst the chaos or just separate you from your team. But outside of that jump into it for a free ride 😉 .

Threat rating: Harmless

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A troublesome spider likes to shoot webs that explode into strands, webbing up areas of the map. The spider needs to bite around 6 times to kill a healthy player andt he webs are a pain to get out off! They may also be mission ending since it limits escape from other foes[/b] who may be lurking about. The spider is tasable.

Threat Rating: Medium

As the name suggests this monster is a highly aggressive whisk with a incredible dedication, leaping over the abyss to get you. The monster is a oversized whisk with legs capable of jumping far and dashing in one direction after winding up like a bull. It does some hefty damage taking big portions of health. Though it is harder to avoid under certain circumstances like thin corridors, it’s usually easy to dodge to the side of where its facing. This monster may be tased to your leisure and can also be baited into charging off the map :3 . Mini side note: it can be a little buggy occasionally and drift around corners.
Threat Rating: Medium

As the name suggests, this thing stabs you. This monster will attack very fast dealing a decent amount of damage with each hit. The counter against the London Man is to either try to outrun them or to time the evasion of their jump attack which can give you time to escape. They are slightly slower than the player and will eventually run out of stamina or lose interest. High-ground will not work against them as they can easily climb. Can be tased.

Threat Rating: Medium

Batman has found a loophole in his own no-gun-rule and is now using a harpoon on criminals who are trespassing into his oasis. The harpoon gun is able to pull in any who was hit dealing a small amount of damage initially, he pulls them in and then hits them halving your health. To counter their harpoon attack try to break line of sight behind obstacles or if you have a taser, just tase him to the floor.

Threat Rating: Medium

Boston Dynamics had tried to make a new model of the robotic dogs that would be suited for the average American household, however, they were deemed a failure and were thrown away, as a result we find them wandering in the old world. The robot dog is dangerous due to the mounted turret on its back, they move relatively slow and easy to avoid. You will just need to stay out of the big red search light as that indicates where the Boston Dynamic Robot is looking. Wouldn’t recommend tasing in that it only effects its body not the turret.

Threat Rating: Medium

The Eye thing will be stationary in the dark and will become hostile upon shining a light on them. Will attack you with its two blade-like arms in a similar style to the London man and can kill a player in 4-5 hits. To counter the monster, just don’t shine a light on it… simple. Let it be known that the camera light also counts towards agroing it so make sure to film from a distance or without light. If hostile just run or climb and you should be fine, the creature can be tased.

Threat Rating: Medium

These are deadlier variants of monsters, if you see these guys you will most likely die or lose a good portion of your health. Some of these things will fold you completely.

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The terrorist is usually found to be sitting in the dark until it spots a person and if there is space in between then the terrorist will throw bombs but if you are too close to them, they will then run at you with the attempt of a suicide bombing. To counter them, you will just need to keep clear of the bombs it throws. There is also the option of tricking the terrorist into just blowing itself up by getting close to it and then running away as fast as possible away.

Threat Rating: Med – High

This thing can be quite dangerous due to the fact of it’s rapid acceleration when it sees you, when it is in reach, it will grab you and then proceed to throw you multiple times until you escape or until you die. To counter them, you will need to get to a high place where they can’t reach. However, a taser has proven to be effective.

Threat Rating: ???

This guy is a monster! The TF2 Pyro is a huge tripod looking creature capable of wrecking havoc in seconds burning its proximity to ash. It is slow but its flamethrower has a long range making it hard to avoid. On top of that its fire burns through health very fast. After torching up areas it leaves residue flames that last a few seconds.

Threat Rating: High

This ball is not as dangerous as RUN but still sufficiently dangerous. This ball has three attacks, one that sucks you in and kills you, another unseen attack and a ranged attack. Not the ball that you should try to fondle.

Threat Rating: Very Very High

This guy is extremely dangerous and we have only been able to get a good look at them a few times. They are big, fast and can kill almost instantly and your best chance of survival is to try to run and hide and hope he hasn’t followed you.

Threat Rating: RUN

(Mini description here)

Bones – Spine, Rib Cage, Skull,Bone

Not much to say here just bones… Makes great content!

Radio
An old radio with an amazing aesthetic, capable of playing sick beats, great as chase music. Make sure to ration the radio as it has a battery and will die, so make it count!

Rabbit Sculpture
Rabbit Sculpture…. A bit boring doesn’t do anything, would make a great hood ornament.

Radioactive Capsule (LETHAL)
Easy to locate when it spawns due to its distinct Geiger counter sound. Just like irl don’t go picking up radioactive capsules making sounds. The object is lethal and will not damage you unless you pick it up, meaning yes… you can dance on top of it. KEEP AWAY FROM IDIOTS.

Fungus

‘Fredgull’

Fredgull +

Dance/Music Promotion

Dance +

Hard Hat Promotion

Hard hat +