The Holy Gosh Darn: Elders, Items ‘N’ Others

Heya, as the name says there be Elders, collectables and weird stuff I’ve found.
STILL WIP
As of now this is just the Elders.
I’ll get through to the collectables when I find them all and maybe I’ll get to the other stuff.

All Elders suck(ElderEdits:oh…), well almost all(EE:oh?)(no, you still suck)(EE:oh…)
Anyway, BEHOLD ELDERS!!!

• Elder 1

Can be found locked in a safe on the bus. The code can be found when defusing the bombs. The code is pictured.

• Elder 2

Found in a laundry hamper in Death’s apartment. He Dies at 1pm so use a portal to get there in time.

• Elder 3

I personally haven’t found found him but he appears if you drink all possible coffees.
I’ll try to make it’s own list but tdlr Home, Vault, Laughing Gland, Boardgames, Robocorp and Metatron’s house(unconfirmed)

• Elder 4

In the apartment next to Peters gate (with those 2 dudes talking outside), behind a locked door. Late game you’ll get the ability to walk through doors use that to insult him.

• Elder 5

Once you get the multi-directional dash go past the portal to Earth and climb up to find them.

• Elder 6

Buy for 25 chips at Boardgames.

• Elder 7

The best Elder, if you can’t find him, ya ain’t worthy.

• Elder(Latex?) 8

Once you get some chips, play wack-an-angel till you beat her.

• Elder 9

In Helheim at 2pm and A New Record at 3pm. With those headphones on ya gotta get creative to insult her. Record an album at A New Record ( this is also important part of an achievement) and she’ll buy it ,getting insulted. I think you have interact with her and see her buying an album before you can record one.

• Elder 10

Once you get double jump climb the phonebooth and then climb onto the vault roof. Walk past the open window(REMEMBER) and insult.

Elder 11
Grab a sandwich(from bus driver) and enter Mysterious Ways. You’ll find them in the first area, give sammy and insult.

• Elder 12

You need double jump. Walk past the gate of Hell and you’ll see a broken balcony, climb. The roof? Climb! Roof across? CLIMB!!! and then double up to find them.

• Elder 13

Grab some Heaven money. Remember that open window from 10? Enter and then fall down the hole. At quarter to one he’ll show up. Buy a ticket. Afterwards insult him.

• Elder 14

I think you can only find him after you tail Dave( i could’nt get the correct rooms). Go down the alley with the Elder 14 poster and then head right, you’ll find his stage. You’ll need a few items. The ticket from 13 (only for the first entry) and the megaphone from Boardgames(25 chips). Watch the show and towards the end of the song he’ll begin to sing softly. That’s when you insult him with the megaphone.

• Elder 15

In the Laundry room, ya gotta wait till quarter to six. He’ll fall out the washer.

• Elder 16

In Heaven, head all the way to the right and you’ll see him.

• Elder 17

Create a portal to hell(preferably in Robocorp). Steal the bus. Teleport back and go to the bus driver. Now ya gotta wait till 5pm till you can insult him, although it is fun to wait through the conversation.

• Elder 18

The bridge right outside your home. Wait till 5pm and he will show up.

• Elder 19

KEEP BRUSHING YOUR TEETH!!!

• Elder 20

Call him up. If you lock 1 back up he will give you the number (555 145)

• Elder 21

Go to the otherside of God’s throne.

• Elder 22

You need Heaven Money, a Meaning of life and viking gold. Remember 14’s concert hall? Head left and they’ll hop out and mug you.

• Elder 23

After stealing the bus, wait around till quarter to four and they’ll start reporting.

• Elder 24

While tailing Dave, you’ll find them when you cut through an apartment.