Enjoy the Diner: ALL CONVERSATION TOPICS [ this achievement only]

This was by far the most difficult achievement for me to get personally in the game, so I decided to make a guide for it, although there is another really really good guide for ALL of the achievements by OZZI .

BIRDS
– there are 10 ‘bird’ conversation topics, you will need to get these before triggering the coffee event which is given to you by Chenes.

CLICKABLE OBJECTS FOR TOPICS
– the cake poster, topic ‘is there cake?’
– the condiments next to the soda machine, you will get the topic of ‘is there any creamer?’
– the door that leads outside with the moon image on it will generate the topic of ‘outside’ which will lead to another topic of ‘escaping’
– clicking the moon itself
– clicking the moon portrait outside of Chenes room

MISCELLANEOUS INFO
– when you run out of ways to generate the rest of the ten bird topics, sit down at your diary to generate ‘i have nothing to talk about’
– make sure you talk to everyone about the same thing, and make sure you ask them about their special topics.
– chelonica has a special topic about stabbing himself with a pen, chenes has a special topic about what she’s scared of and she also has another thing she can give you which is a SPOT THE DIFFERENCE book but this is not important to the storyline other than obtaining it / achievement purposes, the king has a topic of whether or not they’re the real deal / and that they are a girl, glasspan has an imaginary friend named laterre
– are you lonely question
– are you bored question
– telling everyone that the king is a girl

– chelonica can tell you how to open the door to the secret room and you’ll have to ask him about it, there are three buttons on the wall, you click the first one twice, the last one ONCE, and then you click the middle one 4 times and then the door will be open to the secret room
– when you get to the secret room, make sure to click the moon in the new room, as it will create a new conversation topic of there being 2 moons
– talk to everyone about the coffee incident and the fact that chenes is gone and the fact that there’s a new secret room and show everyone the letter left behind under chenes’ cushion.
– talk to chenes about everything
– talk to everyone about all the new information you learned after talking to chenes
– the king will give you a box to open

THE BOX
– as previously stated, OZZI wrote a great guide for achievements, one of them being the box. It has an achievement where you guess the number first try, but this will eliminate the ability to get the conversation topic ‘it’s been a long time’ which is important to talk about with everyone after force-cracking/ brute-forcing the box open.
– once the box is open, tell the king what you found inside, and then go to the coffee machine to get to klein (read OZZI’s achievement guide if you can’t figure out what to press to get to meet Klein)

KLEIN
– talk to her about everything, you’ll know when you’ve run out of things to talk to her about, you do not need to visit her again once you leave.

– now that you’re back from visiting klein, get the pill AND the creamer, even if you do not intend to give the creamer to Chenes, because you need the ‘creamer’ conversation topic. you do not need to give chenes the creamer to complete the achievement, you just need to get the topic.
– go to the soda machine and click primordial soup, BUT DON’T DRINK IT. Talk to everyone until there’s nothing left to talk about (it should be done already), and then sit in front of them and drink the Primordial Soup to get their backstories.
– THE KING: give the king 1 pill. Then drink primordial soup (you can do this before the pill it doesn’t matter but you have to do both), then talk to the king about ‘who am i’ and stuff like that, there’s 2 conversation topics you’ll get from her after giving her the pill, THEN give her the pill again AFTER youve drank the primordial soup, you will then unlock the ability to talk to the king about klein, which I think you should do.
– once you get their backstories, you need to relay this information to all of them. you need to tell glasspan that laterre isn’t real, that chelonica is the executioner, that the king had a relationship with klein, and that chenes is the caretaker.
– then you need to return to chelonica after you’ve told everyone their backstory and you need to talk to him about how he wants you to tell everyone everything about themselves, but since you’ve already done this, you will get the last conversation topic which is that you told them all everything already.

– the endings don’t matter and are not relevant to the achievement. once you have done everything above, it’s your choice about how you end the game, if you want the second achievement, do what chelonica wants. if you want the first achievement, do what chenes wants which is receiving the creamer.

hopefully this helps!